Ok so my dad, mom, and me went out to play put-put. (Kinda of like a miniature golf game.) So I asked my dad, "So all I have to do is put the ball in the hole?" And then I realized what I said and being the little dirty minded soul I was tried to hide my grin but when we locked eyes we both just lost it.
Another perverted story! We were eating burgers and I started picking the sesame seeds off the buns and mom told me, "These buns are expensive!" And then I responded with, "Well cheap buns are better." And she gave me the most horrified look I have ever seen in a mother.
Well those are all the stories I have today lol. Anyway I hope all you all have a great day! :)
Oh parents are walking in, Shi---bboleths!
Shibboleths-
n. - A favorite saying of a sect or political group
n. - A manner of speaking that is distinctive of a particular group of people