P S A L
(RELATING TO THE PICTURE SEEN ABOVE)
•Don't do lemons kids, they're bad for you. If someone offers you a lemon, you know it's a bad idea, so you should go and tell a trusted adult. They will handle the situation•.•
"A person/(or name) tried to sell/give me lemons!"
•You should say.•
"You did a good job telling me first...So, uh, good job."
•Then they will pat your head, knowing what an innocent cinnamon roll you are. For you are a child.•
"Yay!"
•You should exclaim, and smile with a totally-real-and-not-weird thumbs up at them.•
•The adult should do the responsible thing and have you watch so you know what to do when you're older.•
. . .
•The responsible adult will• -kindly introduce their fist to the lemon seller's face, repeatedly. With gentle applied force to the seller's breathing holes (mouth and nose) and face butt (cheeks). This way the adult's fist and the seller's face will start to get to know each other more if they keep meeting. This creates a lovely bond between the two (fist and face), as they want to stay forever friends and keep meeting. Over and over.
Again and again.
. . .
No Mercy!
PEOPLE TRY TO SELL MY CHILDREN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PEOPLE DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
Lemon trafficking is suppose to be illegal! Anyone who touches my children shall suffer and die iN THE FIRES OF HEL-! *beeeeeeeeep*
-- •This was a public service announcement about lemons. Have a safe lemon free-day, and remember kids; don't do lemons.•
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