Battle of the Apps

The Attack On Google

We've finally made it! I've been waiting for this moment. To conquer my first enemy. I won't back down. I must win.

"Posters, attack!" I command. People charge into the headquarters and immediately start attacking already prepared searchers. I walk through the crowd and up to the elevator.

I press the top floor button to take me straight to Google. A level before the top floor, the elevator stops. "Damnit!" I look up and there's a loose tile on the ceiling.

I reach up and remove it. I carefully climb myself on top of the elevator when I feel something land on it. The elevator shakes a little and I have to catch my balance so I don't fall.

"Who's there?" I shout/ask. "This is how to be a heartbreaker!" a girl sings. "Sherry?" "We'll get em' falling for a stranger, a player," she continues to sing.

I grab my shotgun and carefully aim it up. I shoot it so that it breaks her headphones. She looks at the shattered head pieces. "You totally just destroyed my headphones!" she yells.

"So? You act like they were a gift given from Jesus," I scoff. "HOW WILL I LISTEN TO MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS! LANA DEL REY! LINKIN PARK! PARAMORE! EVANESCENCE! ELLIE GOULDING! KATY PERRY! YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR HEAD!" she screams.

"Come at me."

~Googles P.O.V.~

Oh no. She destroyed her headphones. This won't end well for Facebook. I watch from my security cameras as Sherry does her first attack.

~Facebook's P.O.V.~

Wow, this bitch went psycho over her headphones. Talk about a period week.

She takes out an iPod and yells. "iPod: Music Flare!" A whole bunch of little notes come flying at me. I get hit and I have to say that wasn't a little tickle. It actually hurt.

"You damn brat!" I shout. I pull the trigger on my shotgun. The bullet rushes at her but she quickly backflips over it.

"Let's see how you handle this! iPod: Black song bird!" The notes reappear but transform into a bird. The creature dives at me. I jump to the side, dodging it but it comes back around.

This time, I jump onto the bird's back. "Bye bye birdie!" I laugh. I shoot the bird right through the head and it turns to air.

"Wah, you killed my bird!? How? No one has ever done that!" "You clearly don't know me if you think the likes of you can best me," I said.

The elevator begins to shake a bit. "Let's make this more interesting, shall we?" I say walking to the center of the elevator. I shoot it and it begins to drop. I jump off the elevator and catch one of the ropes off to the side.

Sherry does the same.

"You're a crazy little bitch, you know that right?" she shouts. "I'm just making things a tad more interesting," I smile evilly.

I swing myself to the side and flip onto another rope. I climb up the rope until I'm at the top, Sherry climbing right behind me. When I reach the top I point my shotgun at the roof.

"Don't. Do. That," Sherry whimpers. "Who says I can't?" I blast the roof and the whole shaft starts falling apart. "We approximately have 100,000 feet until we both fall and die," I say.

Many chunks of cement fall from the ceiling. I jump onto a rather large piece and Sherry jumps onto it as well.

"Now, let's begin."

"iPod: Music Symphony!" Sherry shouts. Thousands of notes come heading in my direction. I blast straight through them and lunge towards Sherry. I hit her with the back of my shotgun and she stumbles back.

I quickly reload and shoot my shotgun. She jerks her head to the side and grabs my shotgun. She elbows me in the head and takes it away. She throws it down with the rest of the rubble.

"iPod: Music Armada!" I move around the attacking notes and reach for the iPod. I grab it but Sherry is still grasping tightly onto it. I knee her in the stomach and she lets go. I toss it off the side of the chunk of rock.

"Hand-to-hand?" I say. She nods and comes at me with a flimsy swing. I grab her fist and twist her wrist. She grunts in pain. "Don't come at your opponent like that. You're left wide open."

I let go and her eyes flare with anger. She comes at me again, this time with more preciseness. I moved to the left and swing back but she ducks and attempts to do a reverse roundhouse.

I grab her foot and flip her over. She quickly gets back up and comes at me with a double kick. I move to the side and elbow her in the head. I grab her shoulders and swing around until I'm sitting on them.

I flip us over with Sherry landing on her head and me backflipping to get up. She grabs her head in pain and yells "Ah!"

She recovers and looks angrier than ever. She comes at with a roundhouse. I duck and punch her in the stomach. I karate chop her neck and she falls to the ground.

"Don't get angry when you're starting to lose. You get stupid, come at me stupid, and then I can easily kill you," I say.

I pull out my shotgun again. "You learned that the hard way." I step on her stomach and pull the trigger.

The virtual particles of Sherry go flying into the wind. I look down. I still had a good 10,000 feet to go.

I jump onto the different pieces of rubble falling until I get to the top piece. I jump to a nearby rope and climb up. I see a door at the top. I pry it open and continue walking up the following steps.

Now, off to go to Google.