Elongation
by sloanranger
All this fuss about toenails caused strife,
but gals know they cut like a knife.
They grow very fast,
so deadly, they scratch;
in bed, you could get scarred for life.
Author's Note - Just a little more detailed limerick to satisfy some enquiring minds as to the exact nature of Pinocchio's 'dilemma."
YOU ARE READING
Limericks
PoetryThe one that started it all - the original Limericks, geared to bring you a smile. Some are risqué and very funny; some sweet and very romantic Valentine Limericks : )
