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Giraffe: Kylie I'm bored

Giraffe:Kylie

Giraffe: Kylie

Giraffe: Kylie

Giraffe: Kylie

Giraffe: Kylie

Kylie: I swear to god if my phone goes off one more time I will hunt you down strangle you then come back home and go back to sleep

Giraffe: damn someone's mad

Kylie: you woke me up. I need my sleep otherwise I probs gonna kill someone

Giraffe: tell me, Kylie why is that?

Kylie: people at my school are annoying and someone needs to slap some damn sence into them

Giraffe: ahh I see how does this make you feel Kylie?

Kylie: pissed off.

Kylie: so are you like my therapist bow or...

Giraffe: yup that's me 'Anthony the therapist'

Kylie: cool

Anthony the therapist: you spelt that wrong

Kylie: spelt what wrong?

Anthony the therapist: you said 'cool' its spelt kewl

Kylie: huh das weird

Anthony the therapist: yup

Kylie: I'm bored now

Anthony the therapist: same

Kylie: omg omg omg omg omg omg

Anthony the therapist: omg what? Is there a spider?

Kylie: no I'm just a genius

Anthony the therapist: oh yeah? How so

Kylie: because I figured out why sand is called sand

Anthony the therapist: why?

Kylie: because its between the sea and the land

Anthony the therapist: huh never thought about it like that

Anthony the therapist: that does make sence tho...

Kylie: yep

Kylie: ohh here's another one

Kylie: if you say 'rise up lights' it sounds like an Australian saying razor blades

Anthony the therapist: lolz it does

Kylie: yup

Kylie: if con is the opposite of pro is congress the opposite of progress?

Anthony the therapist: lol

Kylie: ever wonder....

Kylie:  why sheep don't shrink when it rains, who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' taste?, why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food?, the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin, why girls can't put their mascara on with their mouth closed ((A/N: if you can put your mascara with your mouth closed good for you. You should tell your secrets))  why the person who Invests in all your money is called a broker?

Anthony the therapist: wow. Do you always do this when you first wake up or...

Kylie: yea pretty much or late at night

Anthony the therapist: lol well I'll let you go back to sleep then princess

Kylie: otay I'll text you later

Anthony the therapist: okay sleep well and sweet dreams

Anthony the therapist: sorry for waking you up

Kylie: its all good in da hood

Kylie: lol bye therapist

Anthony the therapist: bye

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I haven't updated in 12 days guys. Be sure to vote and comment what you think

Question of the day: what's the name of your best friend

My best friend is Thalia you should check out her profile samichinabox

Fun fact. I was trying to think of name for the person who texts Kylie when my brother Anthony texted me so that's how he got his name, And all the names that Kylie puts as his contact name I have actually called my brother. Idek don't judge me. Well you can judge me it's not gonna affect me. It's midnight right now and I have been up for 3 days straight I need me some sleep hope you enjoyed this chapter. Feel free to message me and tell me your ideas and opinions

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