Amm Buttowski: Episode 5: Esper

Partie Sept: All Alone In A Crowd

Kick Buttowski approaches Amm's house at 6:00 sharp. Amm runs up to him after seeing him from her porch. He's wearing an adorable Sailor Moon Costume!

"Wow! Hello my sweet pumpkin pie babe! I'm sorry I'm 1 second late, my brother gave me trouble." Kick says.

Amm smiles. "Gasp! My peppermint prince! I forgive you!" She hugs him.

"Wow! Your costume is amazing! It reminds me of tuxedo mask! Did you know I was going as Sailor Moon for Halloween!?" Kick looks so happy.

"Yeah totally! That's exactly why I'm dressed like this!" Amm replied. Amm's costume suddenly starts beeping obnoxiously. It must be one of those government thingy ma-jigs. Amm tried to laugh over the noise so kick wouldn't notice. It didn't seem to work though.

"Wow! Your costume came with sound effects! You put in so much effort all to make me happy! It is so nice of you to consider me! You are such a considerate person! This is why I love you!" Kick smiles dumbly.

Amm invites her Kickie-poo inside. "Wow Amm, you did a great job on the decorations! I really like this ghost prop!" Kick tries to touch the ghost, but doesn't realize that it's actually her vending machine!!1!111!!

"KICK NOOOOOOO!" Amm screams. Kick stops and tries to console Amm.

" Amm, Are you okay?"

Amm takes some deep breathes. "Y-yeah... I'm fine... just don't touch my vendin-I mean ghost."

"Sorry Amm, I didn't know it was that important. I'll never do that again."

A knock at the door is heard. Amm perks up. "Ooh goodie! More people! " Amm runs excited to the door and opens it.

It's Jackie Wackerman smiling brightly in a kawaii desu kitty costume. "Hiii is Kick here!"

Amm slams the door and walks away. "Hey Kick baby lemme give you a tour of my house!~"

"That sounds great!"

Wacky Jackie sits on Amm's lawn. Making sure to avoid the many knives. "Sigh.. first Buddy is gone and now I can't even see Kick. If Kendall was here she'd know what to do..." Jackie shed a single tear.

Jackie's northern counterpart and cousin, Kinky Jinky, sat down besides her. "I'm sorry Jackie. I miss Buddy too." Jinky was wearing a foot costume. She has a notorious foot fetish and extremely long feet, in fact it was very difficult for her to bend her feet in such a way that they didn't touch the knives, but nobody in North Mellowbrookers judges her for it because basically everybody has a weird fetish there, Especially Amm's northern counterpart who has every single fetish in the known and unknown universe.

The cousins kept each other company on Amm's lawn as another guest came by. It was North Gunther! Dressed as a sexually provocative maid! Amm peeks through the peephole and sees him, "I'm sorry Kicky Honey Cakes, I need to get this really quick." Amm opens the door for him.

"Hello Amm Buttowski, I hear that you may require my services. My boss is coming to this party and she asked me if I would be a bouncer for your event."

Amm nods. "Yeah Watch the door for me, I don't want any lowlife's like Jackie getting in. Also if Angela shows up don't let her in unless she has Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki Dipping Sauce with her."

Gunther is confused. "Why do you want to keep Angela out? I thought she was your friend. Everyone saw you setting up lost posters around town, you even pasted one to my back."

"I told her she couldn't go unless she brought some, If I show leniency, Angela won't take my demands seriously anymore!"

Gunther kneeled down to be on eye level with Amm, although it didn't work that well because he was really tall, and Amm is abnormally short. Nevertheless, Gunther tried to give her some elder wisdom. "Amm, friendship is like sex, if you force it, it's rape, and you don't want to rape Angela.