Bts starring in The Sorcerer's Stone (Parody)

:Invitations:

_Quick note, the age system isn't the same as in the book, for now, it's simply Jungkook and every other first year is a couple of years older,around 14 or 15. Sorry about the whacked system_

[Jungkook Prov]
I paced around my small room,located in the attic as my 'Parents' fought in the kitchen below. I was nervous.

Something had came in the mail today,
For me.

I never got mail, I had no friends or close relatives to receive any of my messages, if I ever wrote them.
My bed bounce as I flopped down, my feet hanging off the edge.

Sighing, I raked a hand through my hair as I poured over a book, 'Myths and Magic: Real or Not'.
Even at a young age, I had a huge fascination with magic. And no, I don't mean "Pulling Rabbits out of a hat" magic. Poor bunny.

I mean real magic. Sorcery! Witches and wizards! Warlocks! The Salem witch trials. Things like that.
So no surprise that my latest read was on that topic. Oh my.
I'm rambling again.

It was late,and getting later.
Finally they had stopped fighting about whatever it was today.

With a curious mindset I crept downstairs,determined to read that damn letter,if it was the last thing I did.

My eyes watered and I smelt the distinct scent of smoke.

Picking up my pace, I came face to face with the fire, crackling and popping as the remains of a letter burned. The envelope was out on the ground, and I noted the seal for later research.

That's when I heard a loud creek,and the metal clang of our mail slot slamming shut. A rustle of paper and a soft landing. Turning around in surprised, I went and got the lately delivered letter.

Pushing my glasses up the bridge of my nose, I began to break the seal-Same one as the last- My excitement and curiosity churning,overflowing.

The letter read:
"HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY

Headmaster: ALBUS DUMBLEDORE
(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)

Dear Mr. Jeong Guk,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall

Minerva McGonagall

Deputy Headmistress

HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY"

Enfolded was a list of seemingly nonsense "equipment". Wands,cauldrons, among a list of robes and other uniform things, a list of books.

My jaw dropped in shock.
What. The. Hell.
This must've been a joke! Yet...
I didn't want it to be.

Behind me I heard a grunt. Squealing and almost blowing my cover, I turned around to see a.. Well, giant. He quickly introduced himself as Hagrid.
I was confused.
Why was he here? In my house?
Questions brimming, I blinked.
"Uh... Hagrid, Why exactly are you here? How'd you get in?" In my mind I wanted to scream,but my voice was soft and nervous,barely a whisper.
"Your a wizard Jeon"
Uh. No.