Bts starring in The Sorcerer's Stone (Parody)

:9 and 3/4 Meet and Greet:

  After some time,Hagrid paid for two rooms and we turned in for the night.         

   As morning came we rushed to the train. I lost Hagrid in the crowd.
Clutching a piece of paper with 9 and 3/4 on it. A wave of sudden nausea hit me with how big the mass of chattering humans were. Well not humans, Wizards and witches. 
I still wasn't sure the difference yet, I was waiting for someone to fill me in eventually.

"Platform nine and three quarters is nonexistent..."  I murmured.
Not paying any attention I ran smack dab into two boys,around my age,maybe older. They smiled.

"First time? " one asked with a flirty grin,lifting a brow.
The other giggled and gave a boxed smile.
"I'm V! That's Jimin! We're second years."
I stared,dumbstruck. ".. Jungkook?"
"No v!"
V said with a laugh. Rolling his eyes he playfully punched Jimin's shoulder. Jimin was in deep concentration,staring over my shoulder."So it is true. Your the Boy that lived."
I nod.
"Jungkook,was it? Stick with V and I and you'll be fine." He smirked.

They lead me to... A wall.
Between platform nine and ten.

Staring stupidly, I watched as Jimin stepped through the wall,then poked his head out an motioned for us to follow. V charged forward with his trunk and bags,holding a toad.

Soon after, I followed,chewing the inside of my cheek nervously.
Physics seemed to be whack here.

I pushed my trolley through, my baby owl squeaking. "Shush Hanah" I murmured as I walked through the hidden entrance. It felt like walking through a water fall. But I wasn't wet.

Kids ranging from my age to around nineteen were loading into a train, their parents waving and shouting advice. It was loud.
"Come on pabo! Sit with us!" V chided, pushing me ahead of him. I realized I must look like a complete idiot, jaw dropped at the sight of he huge train.
Polar express X 100.

I slid into a booth,sitting opposite from Jimin and V.  

V ordered some treats.

Yay, V on a sugar high        
would be ... interesting.

"So what was it like?"

"What?" 

"Witnessing a murder."

"Seeing he who must not be named!"
V chimed in,munching on chocolate toads that were croaking.

I shifted awkwardly in my seat.
"I don't know.. I don't remember it.. I don't think I was there."

"Yes you were. That is why your the boy that lived. The survivor."