how to make people mad

random people

walk up to someone and ask them for lunch

walk into a store and run up to somebody, yell TAG and run away.

when your mom yells at you, mimic her

when you are upset pat yourself on the back in front of a random person and say, its okay be yourself, unless you can be a ninja unicorn, then say, ooh like you, and point at the person.

in a public restroom scream, SITTIN ON A TOILET, over and over

in a school bathroom, pass a note to the person in the stall next to you that says, you have a pretty sounding fart.

sniff your dad and ask him if he is wearing his mayonnaise Cologne again, then shake your head acting dissapointed, and ignore his answer

when you are in class stand on your chair and do the potty dance, yelling OH I HAVE A RUN AWAY!

walk up to a random person and say,I LOVE YOU MOM. making sure its a guy.

ONE DIRECTIONERS

tell someone who is a directioner, HARRY LOOKS LIKE A TOILET BRUSH

say LOUIS SOUNDS LIKE A TURDS NAME

yell at a directioner, TO LATE, THEY ARE ALL ENGAGED, TO ME!

constantly talk in a British voice then randomly, ONE DIRECTION TALKS IN A ACCENT THAT MAKES THEM SOUND CONSTIPATED AND PREGNANT.

TEACHERS

when your teacher walks into the room whisper, I knew I smelt old lady, just to where she can hear you without knowing who it was.

during a lesson, ask every minute and a half, is this going to be much longer?

when your teacher is turned around facing the board, throw a small chunk of paper at her, but first make sure there are no snitches in the class, trust me that part sucks.

when your teacher asks a question, raise your hand, and wiggle it to get her attention if she calls on you say, I don't know.

if your teacher yells at you, say who me? and look around at everyone around you.

ask your teacher what her favorite song is, after she answers wait an whole minute and then stand on your chair and scream some of the lyrics.

walk up behind a student and, when your teacher looks pretend to draw on the student with the back of a marker then hurry up and turn it around to the open tip.

sisters

tell them someone called for them, when she asks who say, some boy, and name her crush.

when she asks you a question, look around pretending you don't see her, and shrug your shoulders, then go back to what you were doing

if your sister says she likes someone, write a note pretending to be her, to her crush. be as mean as you want, making sure to tell them she is love with him. even ask him to marry her

your parents go outside and you are eating dinner, snack, etc. tell your sister your mom needs to talk to her, when she leaves, eat her food and blame it on the ghost.

while you are in the bathroom, pour tomato juice on a pair of her undies, and walk into the family room saying, someones riding the cotton pony!! and throw them at your sister.

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