waiter
ask for water with no ice. when u receive your drink complain that u wanted ice. when u get the new drink, whine that u wanted crushed ice.
order extra spicy sauce and threaten to sue them, because its to spicy.
flick your straw trash at the waiter when he/she was walks by.
snap your fingers and boss him/her around like a butler
chef
order something that isn't on the menu and make it very very detailed
stomp back into the kitchen and demand that u get to help,
when u get your food send a message to the chef through the Walter that u can do a much better job at cooking.
put your own hair into the food and send it back, repeatedly.
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how to make people mad
Humorthese are a lot more funny then my attempts at a joke book, probably because I'm a lot better at making people mad than making them laugh. enjoy. :)