It was a rainy day out when Jay walked outside. Just kidding it was snowing. He was a lover of the outskirt snows of Quebec, and enjoyed drinking motor fuel and gasoline down with his share of memes. He was out of all of these things today, so he decided to go shopping for more, and he was hungry for baguettes. The damn French love their baguettes. He was walking back home from the canadian walmart, where he is also proud employee, when he dropped his bags filled with canadian baguettes and motor fuel. He crouched over to pick up his brown paper bags and their contents off of the cold northern ground when he hears a noise behind him. With a swift movement out of the corner of his eye, Jay turned around and saw a 12 year old standing there. Sorry about that, he was actually 12 ½. His name was speastaxx and he was a 98 lb hunk of pure anal love. He went to help Jay pick his bags up off of the cold hard eskimo ground. He picked that shit up harder than Jay dropped it and put it firmly back into Jay's hands. It was love at first sac drop.
Back at Jay's house, he couldn't stop thinking about his encounter with Speastaxx. Jay's hands trembled when he put them up to his mouth when he saw who was standing next to his room's door. It was the anal monk himself, abstain to his faith, Speastaxx. He walked down the stairs slowly at first, but broke into a run, which then made him fall down the stairs because running on stairs is dangerous. When Jay came to pick Speastaxx's poor crippled body off of the ground, he saw something for a moment. It was just a glimpse, but he was sure of what he saw. A gigantic 4 inch cock. Jay couldn't hold himself back anymore. He broke into tears, and sat on it without hesitation. He rocked on it for an hour. When speastaxx woke up, he saw what jay was doing and realized that there was true love and anal sex between them. He started rocking in tune with Jay and couldn't hold himself back anymore. He grabbed a baguette and started shoving it into his asshole while screaming, "OVERDOSE INSIDE OF ME". They both made love for 5 more hours and then Speastaxx woke up and realized he was in Europe.