ask "my" creepypastas!!

bad jokes mean screaming "girl"..

  in the creepypasta house~~

kk: DUDES!! LOOK WE GOT-

toby: WAFFLES!!

everyone: 0_p.. waffles..?

toby: ....THERE MINE! ALL TWELVE OF THEM!! I DON'T WANT 8 I WANT 14!!

emma: but.. there's 12 in a box..

toby: I'M NOT RETARDED!! *crys* *runs off*

kk: *face palm*

everyone: *face palm*

jeff: MY BEAUTIFULS~ THE BADASS HAS ARIVED!!

kk: yea ..me !! *throws doritos up into the air*

jeff: -_- guess again..

lj: LAUGHING JACK BITCHES!!

jeff: ...still no...

  *5mins of guessing~*

jeff: ENOUGH!!! I'M THE BADASS!! *flips hair dramatically*

everyone: *is in awe of jeffs lushes hair*

emma: shinny..*-*

everyone: pretty!! *-*

everyone trys to touch jeffs lushes hair

jeff: *slaps hands away* no one is touchin my sexy hair!!

kk: 0_0... well then... lets get back to what i was saying!! i was saying,-

masky: I CAN'T FIND HERSHEY !!!

everyone: ???

masky: HE PROMISED ICE CREAM!!.. so... where is Hershey ...

??: eyyyy...

  everyone looks to jeff.. in his lushes hair was a traped Hershey ..

??; Hershey stop touch me!!

emma: BENNY!! your in jeffs weirdo hair!!

ben: an to think it all started with games...~*starts to flash back*~

  kk shows up on the screen an slaps the flash back away..

kk: as i was saying!!

Hershey: your not going to help me!!!

ben: or me!!!

emma: *comes comes back with a saw* I'M COMING IN!!!

jeff; *screams like a girl an runs!!*

AHHHH

  5mins later~~~

jeff was sitting tied to a chair.. his hair was... just patches...-_- well it was a boy cut.. but.. cut horribly wrong... jeff was rockin back an forth...

jeff: m-m-my h-h-hair...

MY SEXYLISHES HAIR!!! *crys*

kk: *sighs*.. your hair.. it wasn't sexy at all..

jeff: THAT MAKES THE PAIN WORSE!!

emma: haha!!

jeff: i'll kill u..*squins eyes* i'll kill all u.. an.. u.. *points to the saw* go first.. *glares at saw*

everyone:..... he's... talkin.. to a.. saw...0_0

kk clears her throat..

kk; .. so.. umm... we got dares.. an questions ....

everyone: *gasp* REALLY!? WHY DIDN'T U SAY THIS BEFORE!!!

kk: *face palm* cause everyone was having a drama attack..

everyone:  ....ohhhh...

kk shakes her head then...

kk: iloveturtles13 said..

  i dare emma an jeff to do a joke!! (without them knowing everyone will throw something at them ..p.s.. bad.. joke)

kk: well...

jeff glares at emma an sighs..

jeff: FINE!!

emma: *jumps up an down* YUSH!!

jeff: what makes a spot on something that's moving...?

everyone: idk...0_0

emma: a "spot" light... hehe get it...

iloveturtles13 shows up..

(il13): *shoves them both out a window* TAKE THAT!!

emma: AGHH!! *falls*

jeff: FUCK U ALL!! *falls*

(il13:... my job is done..

kk: yes young padowon..(what ever the thing is on starwarsXD)

il13 leaves...

everyone: 0_0 r they like... dead..?

kk: i don't believe so... anywhooo!!

  here's another!!! from Naomi_aka... (call u that for shory actually this ... for short _aka_ )

  she said~~

  i dare u to hit masky in the nuts until he sounds like a girl!!-

ben: yes not me!! *dose fist bump*

masky: ye- what!??

kk: *has a huge base ball bat* okay masky.. u heard the dare...

masky: PLEASE CHANGE THE DARE!!

ben: *pats back* its okay man... take one for the team..

masky: *gulp* just do it but!! be gent- AHH!!

KK hitt him in the nuts....

  it took 20 times until he sounded like a girl...0_0

everyone: OMG....

masky: *says in a really high squeaky voice like to high for even a girls* u made me a girl...

kk; *purrs* your welcome* kisses his cheek*

masky: 0_0

 

  kk steps back while masky walks wide legged away...

  kk: there's more!!

masky: WHY ME!! *says in girl voice*

an Hershey ..?

Hershey: .... yes... 0_0

   u wanna go on a date?

Hershey:  ............ *faints *

kk: 0_0

everyone: 0_0

kk: i think u broke him..

  oh' one last question!!! do u know the Madame videos!!?

kk: i think i spelled that right an yess i watched almost all her videos mostly updates an the "seer" videos which everyone should go watch if u like creepypasta!! an... that's it...

masky: *gasping* KK.. *grabs by collar * FUCK!! ME!!

kk: 0_0 wish me luck...

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