THE UNFORTUNATE EVENTS ON FRIDAY

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One Friday it was time for Mr.Pig to go to work (everyone are pigs btw)

  When he got there he got to his station and began to work.

You see all the pigs working for this company have no clue what there really doing there all working for a pork factory. OF COURSE the pigs knew what pork was but the didn't put together that each work day one pig would go missing and the next day there will be more pink "chicken meat" unfortunately today it was Mr. Pigs turn.

At the end of the day Mr. Pig was called into his bosses office.
His boss told him he was getting a new job in the butcher lab so Mr.Pig was exicted
"Follow me I'll show you your new station" said the boss
"Ohh it's so ni-" Mr.Pig was saying when suddenly he was pushed on the butcher block
"Noooooooo" Mr.Pig screamed
"Hahahahaha" said the boss

____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________  The next day Mr.Pig was transformed into bacon flavored gum for Americans to enjoy

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Attention- no pigs were harmed this story is fake and bacon flavored gum does not have pig in it I think

Thank you GiraffeOnTheGo for the idea

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