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by anyawrites_

whysosirius What the fuck, Alice?

alicelongbottom James, it wasn't what you think it was.

whysosirius Then what is it?

alicelongbottom I went to the bar because i needed to talk to my best friend, y'know?

whysosirus You told me you were visiting Uncle Neville and Aunt Hannah.

alicelongbottom Oh is that a crime now? Can't i lie to you for once?

whysosirius You could have told me you're visiting Fred and i wouldn't have a problem y'know.

alicelongbottom Then you would ask a 1000 questions abt where i'm going, why and blah?

whysosirius So??

whysosirius What are you hiding, Alice?

alicelongbottom I'm pregnant, James. With your baby.

alicelongbottom James? It's been 10 minutes and you're not replying.

Read 2:15 PM

alielongbottom James, please. Say something.

whysosirius Are you serious?

alicelongbottom No, I'm Alice!

alicelongbottom Okay, I'm serious. #sorrynotsorry for the pun

whysosirius It means i'm going to be a dad?

whysosirius A real one?

alicelongbottom Yes, James.

whysosirius oh my god this is gret news im going to be a dad yes yes yes and youre going to be mom yrfhg

alicelongbottom Thank god. Is everything alright babe? Or did you fall of the bed again ?

whysosirius I actually did, in excitement. Wait i'm coming

whysosirius I love you so much Alice.

alicelongbottom I love you too, James.