Rating: PG13
Pairing: Stingue
Disclaimer: Absolutely not ours, clear?
Warning: It's stupid, we warn you... Not only the story but also the characters involved in this story
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No one could possibly miss the sight that appeared in one corridor leading to the master's office of Sabertooth that afternoon. A particular sight of one Sting Eucliffe hastily carrying Rogue Cheney in his arms until he seemed not to register his surroundings. Therefore, it's understandable that Sting failed to register that there were several pairs of eyes following his steps with more than mild curiosity.
Those pair of eyes belonged to several members of Sabertooth. To be more precise, those pairs of eyes belongs to four members named Minerva Orland, Yukino Agria, Rufus Lore, and Orga Nanagear.
It should be noted that they were particularly sharp on seekng things involving their best friends. Moreover so when the said best friends happened to be two guys in compromising position and were named Sting and Rogue.
"That seems to be something you might dub as suspicious." Minerva said as they watched Sting, with Rogue still in his arms, entered Sting's office. Sipping her bottled mineral water, she then added. "Terribly suspicious."
"Seconded." Orga said.
"Thirded." Rufus said. "Wait, that doesn't sound right."
"They lock the door." Yukino remarked as they all heard the sound of the door being locked.
"You know what pity is?" Minerva said. "It's that Rogue and Sting are inside there doing naughty and we cannot watch."
"Aren't you supposed to have an extra key?" Rufus asked Minerva with accusing tone.
"Can't we at least hear them?" Yukino eyed the door hopefully.
"Maybe we can," Minerva said. "Worth trying, anyway."
It seemed that along seeing things, some also tended to enjoy the idea seekng their guy friends doing things that began in 's', ended in 'x' with an 'e' in the middle.
Creeping toward the closed door, the four mages managed to stand as close as possible to the door in hope theg might here what was happening inside. This being said, it meant each of them put one of their ears against the wooden surface, all along cursing the architects of the guild who thought it was cool to have thick double doors for every room inside the building.
But luck is pn their side for they can hear things. Not perfectly, but they can at least could hear the conversation between Sting and Rogue. And the first thing they heard was a whimper that they had no hard time believing it came from Rogue's lips.
"Hush." sakd another voice that they can recognized as Sting's voice. "Calm down."
"I am calm, idiot!" they heard Rogue snapping. At this, the four of them could imagine Rogue throwing his glare to Sting.
"Fine, whatever you say," there was a hint of amusement in Sting's voice. "I will take off your pants, okay?"
Blinking, Orga had the courage to whisper, "Oh, God!"
"Are they thinking to hit home base inside the Office?" Minerva whispered.
"Oh, shut up, I want to hear them," Rufus whispered.
They did shut up and continued listening. There was a sound of fabric rustling and all were trying to imagine the view of Rogue being stripped off of his pants. A soft thud followed and then there was a low whistle.
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Behind Those Wonderful Double Grand Doors // StinGue //
HumorAn overly cliched StinGue crack fic. That day, the four members of Sabertooth heard some very interesting things behind the closed door of the Sting's office. And what part exactly does aloe gel play in that?