Twitch Journal 303, Date 12/11

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The Goopy One is truly gone now. He left my kingdom for those humans again. For this.. "snowdown".. Ugh.. such stupid human days! Taking him away! Always taking him like he's their slave or tool! He was always a weapon to them.. I keep telling him that! I ordered him.. I begged him.. Grr! Let me add this to the list of human holidays to get rid of when I take over the surface..

Stupid Holidays to Destroy:

- Progress Day

- Harrowing

- Valentines

- Mother's Day

- Father's Day

- Snowdown

The sorcery globe finally hit zero. It had a peculiar word to replace the number. Alsoppt. What does it mean? Another complicated human word..? The moment I said it, I was transported to another world! I looked outside and saw my lair as I was in some dome of glass. Behind me was a table with landscape of the entire shiny surface city with the canyon from above. In the center of the city was a tree.. A giant tree with a star on top of it all. When I placed my finger on the image, the room around me dissolved and turned to the bright lights of the surface.

It was weird! I land on top of the star itself and it tipped over. Everyone ran. All noise. Nothing. The humans run and run as I fell and hit the ground with the star beneath me. I had to move.. Those humans will kill me.. They could've killed me! Luckily the globe was in my pocket for.. some reason.. and I used my shouting and begging to make the sorcery globe to teleport me back! The sewer king himself has the ability to command inanimate objects! I knew that I had that! However, it teleported the star as well.. In all of its size and stature, it covered the room, killing the fleas and roaches that could've be in the lair at the time. Ugh.. snowdown.. So stupid! The metal star now sits in the bottom of the sacred river where all surface trash belongs! All of Snowdown should fall with the metal star! All... should fall with it.. Huh.

This.. globe.. Hm.. Time to see how this works.. Hehe.. Let's see if The Goopy One comes back if this happens.. Heh.

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