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extended summary:
Douglas Anthony Shrader is a 20 year old college student who barely has his life together. When he's not partying or having drunken sex, he's either passed out on the floor. . . or avoiding unwanted parental expectations.
Despite his miserable life, Douglas most certainly do not want to get involved on anything that wasn't productive.
That includes nearly ramming his bestfriend's car into a self-proclaimed, twinki-fied "god" named Ares.
Taking said god into his home.
Dealing with the consequences of having said god in his life, i.e: nearly getting his head removed by the goddess of war, ambushed by evil demigods and dealing with a very overprotective dad of 1 million kids.
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dedication:
to the immortals
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epigraph:
"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."
- Rick Riordan, Mark of Athena
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status:
start- july 9 2017
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warning:
swearing
violence
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Humor❝you're Ares the god of war. . . yet you're a twink. . . a short and lanky twink. . .❞ ❝what's a twink?❞ In which Douglas Anthony Shrader nearly rammed his friend's car into a naked, self-proclaimed, twink-ified "god" named Ares. ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ ...
