Raising a Fox Spirit in My Home

Chapter 5

Chapter 5: Fleeching Me?

Li Yundong's expression was truly vivid. He could not face his teacher and classmates who were suffering from breakdown. Like his butt was on fire, he grabbed the little fox and ran.

The little fox was still unclear about the situation. Dragged along by Li Yundong, she asked in puzzlement, "What is it?"

Pulling the little fox along, Li Yundong only managed to escape two steps outside the classroom, before the entire class exploded into uproarious laughter.

This laughter caused Li Yundong's face to burn with embarrassment. He was so ashamed that if there were a crack on the ground, he would immediately jump in.

It was the end. He could no longer attend this class, staying would just continue to disgrace himself.

Li Yundong stomped his feet. Dragging the little fox, he decided to run home despite it being class time.

On the way, Li Yundong pulled the little fox along and ran with all his might. No matter how dumb she might be, the little fox had noticed something was wrong.

Once the two reentered Li Yundong's apartment, the little fox once again lowered her head, timidly giving Li Yundong a glance. She softly asked, "Did I say something wrong?"

Li Yundong wanted to cry but he had no tears, "What do you think?"

The little fox pouted her lips, like a victim wronged. "This one[1] did not say anything wrong... cucumber is cold (internal heat) in nature, refreshing in flavor, and it lower internal heat!"

Li Yundong wanted to blow up. He seized the cucumber that the little fox was still holding in her hand and started cursing, "Lowers heat! The great me lowers heat, my ass! I can cucumber stab you to death in one blow, believe me!"

The little fox was frightened by Li Yundong. She looked up at him with her beautiful teary eyes, but quickly lowered her head again. Her tears fell with a pitter-patter. She could not help thinking, "Master was right sure enough. The people outside of our mountain are savage and violent. They shout beat and kill at the slightest provocation. This fellow is especially hateful. Hmph, when I deceive you into successfully building your foundation, I'll drain you dry!"

"Okay okay, stop crying already. If you keep crying, you'll become a little calico cat!"[2] Li Yundong attempted a very cliché line. He wanted to reach out and help the little fox wipe her tears. However, the little fox's supremely beautiful and yet pitiful appearance caused his heart to tremble. His hand raised midway before coming to a stop.

The little fox detected that Li Yundong's anger had already vanished. So she daringly raised her head and asked, "You don't blame me anymore?"

The corners of Li Yundong's mouth twitched and he forced himself to answer with a smile, "I don't blame you!"

'Where the heck did this girl come from to be so innocent and pure?

'Nowadays, where would you find a girl like this? She's national treasure grade!

'Based on her speech habits, she seems to be from the mountains? A countryside maiden? Man, in what countryside do maidens grow up this pretty?'

However, no matter what he thought about, there was a vexing issue that he could not avoid.

Li Yundong loosed a long sigh. He grabbed his head and pulled on his hair as he paced back and forth in the living room. "Oi, what can I do? How can I go to class tomorrow? If I go to class tomorrow, won't they laugh me to death?"

The little fox lifted her head and scrunched her nose. She waved her fist and assumed a fierce demeanor. "Who dares to laugh at you? I'll help you beat him up!"