Me:currently sleeping in a bed. Dreams about...ships. Suddenly a piece of chocolate pops up in front of them and says very very quietly "Author-Chan..."
The voices get loader
"Hey,Author-Chan..!"
Next thing they know Sans is yelling at them as they open their eyes
Sans- Hey ! Are you up yet?
Me: Ugh...yeah...I am...
What time is....
yawns
...it...
Sans: Checks watch
Um...
Looks like 3:53
Me: 3:53?! Why would you wake me up at 3:53!?
Sans:I dunno
Drinks a ketchup bottle
You gotta KETCH-UP to my sleeping time!
Me: pfffft....
Sans: Hey i finnally made you laugh
Me: no no no no no....it's funny cause YOU DONT SLEEP AT ALL!!
Sans: Yeah. None of us do
Me: ...who's "Us"?
???: Jumps out of a closet
Me!
Mweh heh heh heh heh!!
Me: Pale
...Sans who is he...
Sans: Blue Berry Sans
Me: Looks angry
YOU LET STRANGERS IN THIS HOUSE?!
Sans: nope. these are my friends. from another au
Me: ...Au?
Sans:Alternate Universe
Me: Oooohhhhhh
But wait...so that means more of you
Mind: Ong that means more to ship...
Sans: huh?
Me: NOTHING
Is there anymore?
Sans: Yes. Plently
Me: quietly
Im in heaven....
Sans:...what
Me: huh?
Sans:What
Me: I didnt say anything
Fell: under the bed I heard you from under the bed
Me: looks even more pale
What
Did
You
See
Under
There
Fell: Chocolate
Me: sighs of relieve
Fell: I also saw shi-
Sans:Cover's Blue's nonexistent ears
ಠ_ಠ if you're gonna say that not infront of the child.
Blue:Has no idea what is happening
Me: sweats furiously
Um...I can explain
Fell:No. No you can't. I saw
before they said anything sans held blue's nonexistent ears
some Soriel,and a couple of Frans,Chans,and Fontcest.
ಠ_ಠ wtf do you read.
Me: Furious
WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP IN THE FIRST PLACE!?
Blue: Holds up a ask blog
We wanna do an ask blog
Me: . . .
Ok..,but don't be crying at me when we dont get any askes at all..
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