Slytherins are those bad ass people that as they walk down the hall, the crowd parts for them like Moses and the Red Sea. Don't cross them, there's a reason their mascot is a snake. They're the tricky people who can usually win at poker just by their ability to keep a straight face. Slytherins curse a lot (and use the big words that would make a Hufflepuff faint). These are the people that can get away with cheating. Their biggest rival is Gryffindor, especially when it comes to sports. Most Slytherins are those rich kids from rich families, and are almost always Purebloods. Occasionally this mold is broken, but not very often. Slytherin girls are the ones with the tall stiletto heels that make anyone else's calves hurt just looking at them. They where the dark matte lipsticks and wear a lot of the color black and dark gray. If you mess with a Slytherin girl, there is a good chance you will have to go to Madam Pomfrey with a stiletto heel stuck in you. Slytherin guys are the tall guys that all the girls swoon over, but usually end up being huge jerks (not much different from Gryffindor guys). All Slytherins have quick comebacks and always have an insult on the tip of their tongue. They're fluent in sarcasm, and usually never speak without using some of it (which always confuses the poor Hufflepuffs). Ravenclaws cringe and always attempt to correct them when they speak (usually in slang) or when they're reading the homework of a Slytherin. Slytherins are usually selfish, but it depends on the day; some days their friends come first. Most Slytherins are only children, and can be spoiled because of it. Some are not close to their families at all, and some are. If you disagree with a Slytherin, they will let you know. Slytherins are those people that always know the perfect crude word or insult for the situation.
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Hogwarts House Meanings
FanfictionA definition of what it means to be in any of the Hogwarts Houses
