Oh I simply adore visitors who DON'T accept the 'can I get you anything to drink?' offer. It's less work for me.
Observe:
*Visitor comes to our house*
(Let's pretend Sparkle is my real name in this)
Mum: Can Sparkle get you anything to drink?
Me: *secretly hoping they say no*
Visitor: Oh no that's alright. I don't need anything.
Me: *thinking* I LOVE YOU
These are the types that I actually like having at our house.^
[Example two]
Mum: Can Sparkle get you anything to drink?
Me: *silently hoping they say no*
Visitor: Actually, yes. I'd like something to drink.
Me: *thinking* I hate you.
Aaaaand those are the ones I don't like at our house. ^
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