CHAPTER THREE
New Problems & New Plans
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"Hoseok, shut up!"
"Man! Calm down. I was just saying-"
"I'm not talking about that!"
"Then what's your problem-"
I cut him off. "Boram's school is an all-female school!"
"Dude, seriously? You're kidding me, right?"
I frantically walked back to my desk and plopped myself into my seat. "I'm not messing around! I'm on the application forms right now and it literally states right here, 'empowering strictly female education, since 1945'!"
"Take a photo and send it to me. I still don't believe you."
I groaned. "Alright, see for yourself!"
I then switched onto my camera app, snapped a photo and texted it right to Hoseok. And as soon as I sent it, I heard a ding from the other side of the line.
"Oh, got it!" Hoseok exclaimed.
Then, there was a few minutes of quiet, but I could still hear him faintly mutter words. He was probably reading from the photo.
"Wha- boy, that's amazing! You're lucky as fuck!" He blurted loudly.
I grimaced at the volume of his voice. "Um, how in the world am I 'lucky as fuck'?"
"Man, you really are that clueless, are you?" He said, sighing.
"Do you not realize that you're gonna be living the fantasy of a million guys out there, including mine? Going undercover in an all-girls school? Honestly, I would kill to be you."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever. But how the fuck am I supposed to attend without getting caught?" I indicated.
He scoffed. "Seriously? That's the least of your worries. Just dress up, wear a wig, shave your legs- do the regular shit that girls do."
I huffed. "It's not that easy. And plus, you're forgetting about how I'm gonna be living in a dorm?"
"Pft, who said you had to stay in one? That's just optional."
"The school is in fucking Goyang, for Pete's sake! Do you not realize how far that is from here? Four. Hours!" I yelled, right into the receiver.
"I can't just board a bus or train for that amount of time every single morning, just to attend some random classes!"
"Well, it's worth the effort! Right?" He replied meekly.
I shook my head in annoyance. "You're useless. Can I talk to your sister instead? She'll be more helpful in this kind of shit than you."
He whined. "Fine, I'll put her on. Dawon!"
In turn, there was a brief crackle from the line. Then, Hoseok's sister spoke up. "Oh, hi Yoongi! What's up?"
I took a deep breath. "Noona, I need your help. I'm transferring schools, and I'm applying to my crush's school. But the problem is that her school is 'girls-only' and-"
Suddenly from the other side, I heard another voice utter in the background. "'Girls-only'? You're in for a ride."
It was Jin.
I rolled my eyes. "Yes Seokjin, I'm aware. Anyways, Dawon, I'm gonna need some expertise with disguising myself to get into the school. So could you help me? Y'know, 'cause you're a girl and stuff."
