A Slap on Titan: Funny Ass Quotes

Diabetes that Eren Doesn't Have

Mikasa: "Hey failure."
"Guess who's been collecting all the wood while you were sleeping?"
Eren: "I wasn't sleeping! It... It was just insulin shock!"
Mikasa: "You're NOOOOT a diabetic."

Eren: "And.... And you're not a psychic!"
Mikasa: "You're NOT a diabetic!!"
Eren: *gives a desperate look* "Give.... Give me a cookie!"
Mikasa: *refuses* "I don't have anything."
Eren: *shouts* "I could be lying here.. Even DYING! Allllll because of low blood sugar and your *glares* LACK OF SNACKS! And... PSH... You call ME the failure?! GOD! WORTHLESS!"
Mikasa: "You know..... You were sucking your thumb in your sleep..."
Eren: "Damn it! It's not MYYY fault Mikasa! You know I have a oral fixation!" *tears up*

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