Hi there shall we start
"PEASANT YOU MUST BEND TO MY WILL OR I WILL PUT YOU IN THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE"-Me 2016
"I will chop of your fingers so you can't use that flippin fidget spinner"- Me 2017
"So did you watch hetalia?
No?
Oh okay you're not my friend anymore
."-MeI whisperes the middle one to a kid who had a loud fidget spinner
And the first and last one happened between me and my friend Greg
We were also playing monopoly
in the first one