We had just gotten off the boat that had taken us to snoop coot ladia. The new prez hotdog man invited us to the grand opening . Kylie Jenner is trembling because the hot dog boy prez is takeing all her fans but let's save that for muser shade room 🅱️OyS anyway The beasts breezy breez was piping through the air it was a cool day in a month I don't Remember. I hated boats. so I was in a bad mood. then I saw him the goober boy chaserrina keithzrito ( what In xxxtarnation ) what a sight the brown haired fool was looking around for his target mr hot dog man meme.i could smell the perspiration from where I was standing ( oH wait IS THAT YA 🅱️oYS COLNGE .. ya it is cuz I stole your man ouf ) his face looked like he was frustrated but I found out he was mad because snap chat took away the gosh darn filter our prez man was kidnaped by the complaints of stupidity we call the KARDASHIANS 🅱️IG 🅱️OYs : . What a sham . Well as I was watching RIVERDALE ON MY PHONE CUZ THE BOY IS LATE AF WHAT A BUBBLE BOY GOSH 😤✌🏼 I un Stan you chaser ?!! ( any who .. back to the story I followed the Flying Dutchman of a boy. And confronted him as he walked off someplace I don't remember and he asked me " who are you " and I replied " an old time pen pal " and he sat on the floor and said "doesitlooklikeimleftoffbadaboujee" so I threw a rake at him. An walked away cuz I hate megos memes !!!!' like WTH man your better then this. Well when I left I looked to where he was going. he entered a room next to the docking ports.what a snook 🐍 . I was confused as to why he didn't read the sign but I sure did and figured out my conspiracy theories where true . The sign on the door said quote on quote " deleted meme joke Snapchat filter we probably pissed Kylie Jenner off with Kim is trebling rwar xd xd " what a sight .. as he entered he found the hot dog our prez our meme lord AND KILLED HIM IN COLD BLOOD AFTER TAKING A PICTURE WITH HIM WHAT A GOOBER boy .. ik he was working for the Kardashians this hole time what a hash slinging slasher 🙄🐍🤙🏼☕️☕️
This was the picture they took but after the picture he killed him I was so devistated my main man was a packaged hotdog killer * chop chop 🅱️oyz 😭 and he never opened my snap chat and probably blocked me cuz I spammed him with a rant that wasn't for him oop . Bb RIP HOT DOG MAN 20?? -2022 #chaseondra is fake bbbcreams we can fight ahh man add me on the snap alondra_grump thanks goober I'm chase Keith's annoyance nice to meet you 🅱️ig🅱️oys 🅱️addies 🅱️aboshca a next chapter may come out idk
Hehe 🅱️Ig 🅱️ob da 🅱️uilder rip meme
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I MET A MURDER
Adventurea sloth slithering story about the un mistaken goober boy that kill are prez the hot dog meme man when he visited the land of snoop coot. This cold cold day was one I would never forget and may never understand