Not a dare; Shinki's problem.

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Shinki: hrmmmm… *puffs cheeks*

Len: hey, are you sure he's a guy? Cuz all I can see is just a girl about to cry.

Shinki: I-I'm not going to cry!

Shinko: what is wrong with you, Shinki? You're always smiling and cheerful just like Rin---

Rin: *drinking orange juice* *coughs* huh?!

Shinki: *cries* Shi-chan.... *hugs Shinko*

All vocaloids: Shi-chan..?

Shinko: *rubs Shinki's back* I see.

Miku: but he said nothing .-.

Luka: probably they use telepathy.

Miku: eh?!

Shinko: minna-san! I want to ask you something. May I?

Mikuo: 200% something happened in the world.

Meiko: Kami-sama, arigatou..

Shinko: guys this isn't a joke. Shinki is feeling bad.

Miku: this perv feeling bad?

Shinki: WHO'S A PERV?!! *sniff* someone called me a shota. *sniff*

Len: you are a shota.

Shinki: speak to yourself.

Len: .-. *disappears*

Rin: so you feel bad for being a shota?

Shinki: yes!

Rin: just cut your hair or remove that silly ponytail. It's even longer that my hair.

Shinki: *whispers* I don't really like that idea..

Meiko: do a plastic surgery.

Shinki: are you fucking serious? I'm too smol to do that.

Meiko: also too smol to dare saying "fuck".

Shinki: forget that. Anything else?

Luka: how about you.. Try to act manly? Slap that guy who called you a shota??

Shinki: good idea! I guess. *goes to slap kaito*

Kaito: ( ಥـْـِـِـِـْಥ)

Meiko: hey! Why would you do that?!

Shinki: *points at kaito* he's the one who called me a shota..

Kaito: *sweatdrops* *grins nervously*

Miku: that's great, Kaito-nii. Making such a kyut perv boi feel bad like this. *cracks her fingers* get ready for the next battle. (Reference-)

Shinko: *hears screaming voices* ahem. What about the other problem, Shinki?

Shinki: u call meh onii-chan.

Shinko: eh?

Rin: why? Pervy stuff again? Incest??

Shinki: of course no. Just let her call me onii-chan. Got it?

Shinko: Shinki, that's--

Shinki: *death glares*

Shinko: G-GOMEN, ONII-CHAN!

Shinki: gud.

Luka: .…wut was that...?

Gakupo: if u kno tell me.

Shinki: also, I WANNA SUMONE TO DARE MEH

Yukari: like what dares do you want?

Shinki: hmm.. Idk! Try at least asking me about truth!

Miku: your favorite fruit?

Shinki: orange!

Rin & Rinto: well that's common, friend! Come join us!

Shinki: sure! But not now.

Rin & Rinto: awww..

IA: favorite food?

Shinki: all sweets! Especially cake n ice-cream!

Mayu: your dere?

Shinki: I'm a tsun-tsun! But I can turn to yandere easily.

Tei: interesting.

Meiko: beloved person? Or ur girlfriend's name? *wiggles eyebrows*

Shinki: Shi-chan!

Meiko: wut

Shinki: well, ignore that! Next!

Len: *appears from nowhere* Shinko's cup size?

Shinki: B--

Shinko: *slaps them both* that's enough. *tries to act cool while hiding a blush* r u done now, Shinki?

Shinki: call me-

Shinko: SHI.N.KI. I SAID!

Shinki: s-sorry ma'am ;__;

Shinko: *innocent smile* requests are still open! You can request anything to anyone! Bye bye~! *waves to reader-san*

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