Shinki: hrmmmm… *puffs cheeks*
Len: hey, are you sure he's a guy? Cuz all I can see is just a girl about to cry.
Shinki: I-I'm not going to cry!
Shinko: what is wrong with you, Shinki? You're always smiling and cheerful just like Rin---
Rin: *drinking orange juice* *coughs* huh?!
Shinki: *cries* Shi-chan.... *hugs Shinko*
All vocaloids: Shi-chan..?
Shinko: *rubs Shinki's back* I see.
Miku: but he said nothing .-.
Luka: probably they use telepathy.
Miku: eh?!
Shinko: minna-san! I want to ask you something. May I?
Mikuo: 200% something happened in the world.
Meiko: Kami-sama, arigatou..
Shinko: guys this isn't a joke. Shinki is feeling bad.
Miku: this perv feeling bad?
Shinki: WHO'S A PERV?!! *sniff* someone called me a shota. *sniff*
Len: you are a shota.
Shinki: speak to yourself.
Len: .-. *disappears*
Rin: so you feel bad for being a shota?
Shinki: yes!
Rin: just cut your hair or remove that silly ponytail. It's even longer that my hair.
Shinki: *whispers* I don't really like that idea..
Meiko: do a plastic surgery.
Shinki: are you fucking serious? I'm too smol to do that.
Meiko: also too smol to dare saying "fuck".
Shinki: forget that. Anything else?
Luka: how about you.. Try to act manly? Slap that guy who called you a shota??
Shinki: good idea! I guess. *goes to slap kaito*
Kaito: ( ಥـْـِـِـِـْಥ)
Meiko: hey! Why would you do that?!
Shinki: *points at kaito* he's the one who called me a shota..
Kaito: *sweatdrops* *grins nervously*
Miku: that's great, Kaito-nii. Making such a kyut perv boi feel bad like this. *cracks her fingers* get ready for the next battle. (Reference-)
Shinko: *hears screaming voices* ahem. What about the other problem, Shinki?
Shinki: u call meh onii-chan.
Shinko: eh?
Rin: why? Pervy stuff again? Incest??
Shinki: of course no. Just let her call me onii-chan. Got it?
Shinko: Shinki, that's--
Shinki: *death glares*
Shinko: G-GOMEN, ONII-CHAN!
Shinki: gud.
Luka: .…wut was that...?
Gakupo: if u kno tell me.
Shinki: also, I WANNA SUMONE TO DARE MEH
Yukari: like what dares do you want?
Shinki: hmm.. Idk! Try at least asking me about truth!
Miku: your favorite fruit?
Shinki: orange!
Rin & Rinto: well that's common, friend! Come join us!
Shinki: sure! But not now.
Rin & Rinto: awww..
IA: favorite food?
Shinki: all sweets! Especially cake n ice-cream!
Mayu: your dere?
Shinki: I'm a tsun-tsun! But I can turn to yandere easily.
Tei: interesting.
Meiko: beloved person? Or ur girlfriend's name? *wiggles eyebrows*
Shinki: Shi-chan!
Meiko: wut
Shinki: well, ignore that! Next!
Len: *appears from nowhere* Shinko's cup size?
Shinki: B--
Shinko: *slaps them both* that's enough. *tries to act cool while hiding a blush* r u done now, Shinki?
Shinki: call me-
Shinko: SHI.N.KI. I SAID!
Shinki: s-sorry ma'am ;__;
Shinko: *innocent smile* requests are still open! You can request anything to anyone! Bye bye~! *waves to reader-san*
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