Villainous oneshots~~

Villainous x Dank!reader (not really an x reader)

Something.
Don't worry I'm in the middle of doing requests :3

OFFENSIVE JOKE WARNING. READ IF YOU CAN HANDLE DARK HUMOUR.
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"Sup my homeslice!" you lean on Dr.flugs shoulder. You were the second tallest, blackhat being first.
However, you were the most annoying. Worse than demencia.

"ugh y/n leave me alone! I'm trying to make something!" you look at Dr. Flug with the 'holy shit expression' only for Flug to return with a confused expression.

You stand up straight, about to comment until you hear a loud thud. Silence had been washed over both of you until you broke it. "holy fudge, for once I didn't cause that," "I'm surprised you didn't cause that y/n. You usually-" you cut him off and turn his head towards the door. You see demencia on a unicycle, trying her best to keep balance.

"O ShT HERE COMES DAT BOI," "but she's a girl-," "SHHH LET THE TRIGGERING BEGIN!" Flug just shaked his head in disappointment and was going to turn around but you stopped him. "heh, I guess you could say that you're disAPpOInTEd!" "What is happening I don't understand-" "INCOMING!" demencia literally jumped onto the both of you. "That was fun!" "sure was!" you agreed.

You sit up, partially dazed. Demencia had just jumped onto the walls and started to crawl on them like a spider. "DAMN GURL THATS SOME SkiLlz,"
Your voice literally cracked so hard at the end your pretty sure you strained your larynx. "shIt" was all you could weeze out at the moment. 

You see 5.0.5 staring at you in the distance. You make a friendly gesture signaling to come over here hoping you could get a hug from the bear, he was just so soft and cuddly! He slowly walked over to you curiously inspecting what you wanted to do next. You stand up and walked towards 5.0.5 with your hands out, gesturing 'can I have a hug?' his little adorable eyes lit up and sparkled for a second before getting tackled to the ground again. I felt so relaxed getting hugged by 5.0.5. It made me remind me about the times when I wasn't so energetic and annoying.

Your eyes slowly started to close. You didn't realise how sleepy you actually were. You started to snuggle into 5.0.5s fur and drifted asleep.

You woke up in a room. Tied to a chair with rope. You looked around to see what's going, you see blackhat fiddling around with something in his drawers. You were able to stand up since the chair soo tall. You walk in different angles to try catch a glimpse on what he was doing. You saw what he had (OFFENSIVE JOKE WARNING)and your jaw dropped harder than the atomic bomb did in hiroshima.

You let out an unholy screech and fell backwards onto your back. Blackhat turned around surprised but quickly recovered with a devious smile. "Well, well, well y/n-" (OFFENSIVE JOKE WARNING) "NOT TODAY NIGGA, IM STILL KEEPING MYSELF A VIRGIN UNLIKE MARY, GET ME THE FUCK OUT PLEASE I CANT EVEN, IM JUST SOO SHOOK ABOUT WHAT I SAW AND IT'LL NEVER GO AWAY, IM SCARED FOR LIFE, WHAT THE FUCK AM I STILL DOING HERE IMMA JUST GRAB MY SHIT AND LEAVE!" you rolled onto your stomach,forcing one of your knees to get up along with the other, ran through the door like a badass and dashed off to flugs lab.

You burst the door open to see a busy flug working with some chemicals and stuff that was too complicated for your Dank mind. "y/n wh-" "JUST CUT THE ROPE OFF AND ILL BE ON MY WAY!" Flug scurried over to one of his desks which had a drawer full of multi-tools and grabbed one, he ran back over to you and switched to a pocket knife.

He cut the rope off and as soon as he did that you dashed out of the laboratory shouting "SEE YA ON THE FLIP SIDE CAUSE IMMA OUTTA HERE!" you went over to the coat rack took your coat and put it on. You started sing 'fuck this shit I'm out while exiting the building'.

"O ShT I still have to go in tomorrow cause it's my work", >:U you pulled a face that looked like a pissed of emoticon and walked to your house, dreading what tomorrow will be like.

Heres a filler chapter since I'm going away for 3 days and I'm not sure if the WiFi is stable. I'm gonna start a publish timetable or something. So I'll probably update every Tuesday and Saturday if lucky.

Sorry if the jokes offended you, I have a real bad case of dark humour.

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Eyyyy bye