Damn...So Many Lemons

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Wow...holy crap... there's so much sin and lemons on Wattpad, like srsly. It's like every time I search a topic, I find a 'blank x blank lemon' or a ' Y/N x blank lemon'. It's so...so... weird. It's oddly disturbing in some cases and freaks me out. And we'll, not to be insulting or anything, but it gets sickening to think what the person might have thought that wanted them to make the lemon. Butttttt anyways, I thought, hey since I kinda talked about lemons, that I should make a short lemon story! Cause screw it!
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He started at them with passion and love. They knew what was about to go down and didn't hesitate. He grabbed them and ran his hands around them, he was satisfied, very satisfied. He started to squeeze them and take little licks of his hands. He continued, until they were all out of juice...

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He looked at them and threw them away. He looked out and said "get your lemonade! Get your home made lemonade for only $5.o5!"

So, how'd you like my short lemonade story?

Sin: bruh you lied! You said it was a lemon story!

Oh, I did? I must've forgotten to put -ade- ... hm... well sorry about that     ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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