10 random jokes

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1. Slender man has more facial expressions then Kristen Stewart.

2. Doctor who has pie.

Your argument is invalid.

3. *kicks sports ball out window* face plants onto bed*

4. If a door says "keep closed at all times"

Then why is it there?

5. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To tell you to stop making lame jokes about him.

6. A gigantic panda blasting a hole through a knight with a rainbow spewed from its mouth.

What's not to like?

7. CHUCK NORRIS

Under his beard is another fist.

8. One does not simply

Lose the power of dominance.

9. I was naughty, Santa left presents anyway.

LIKE A BOSS!

10: Pizza Guy- how many pizzas do you want?

Chubby Kid- how many pizzas do you have?

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