[How Titans Curse Should've Ended] One Shot AU

what even is this

How it really ended:
"'Come on!" I told Bianca. But she stayed frozen. From her pocket, she brought out a small metal figurine, a statue of a god. 'It... it was for Nico. It was the only statue he didn't have.'"

"I wanted to believe that Bianca was still alive somewhere. But I had a bad feeling that she was gone for good. 'It should've been me,' I said. 'I should've gone into the giant.'"~ Percy Jackson and the Titans Curse by Rick Riordan

How it Should've Ended (In the style of HISHE on youtube):

"Hey you guys," Bianca pointed to something in the junkyard pile, "it's a Hades mythomagic figure! It's the only one Nico doesn't have, should I get it for him?"

Everyone stared at Bianca, Zoë looked lost in confusion, Thalia looked lost in thought, Grover just looked confused.

"You probably shouldn't, considering this is the junkyard of the gods, they probably don't want you taking their stuff." Thalia pointed out, then everyone nodded, agreeing with Thalia.

"Well, okay. I'll just get one from like the store or something, or ask someone to get it from Amazon or Ebay or something. It's probably not smart to just take it. You're right."

I was so confused, but I had an idea.

"Hey Bianca, maybe my mom could get Nico the figure then give it to you to give it to him." I suggested. My mom was mortal and used her computer all the time so she probably wouldn't mind.

"Thanks, Percy, I really appreciate it!"

"Yeah, who knows what would've happened to thy is thy were to take something from the gods?" Zoë wondered.

"Probably some kind of robot machine thingy could've crushed us all in search of the missing object." Grover mindlessly said.

At least nothing happened to Bianca, if Grover was right, she probably would've died and Nico would hate me, especially since i made a promise to keep her safe. I should keep my promise.

"Let's just do what we're supposed to do, and leave." Thalia rushed.

"Wait wasn't someone supposed to die here?" I spoke, wish I didn't. I tripped and stumbled dropping Riptide. I grabbed a pen that I thought was Riptide, and a bronze giant rose from the pile.

(here's where i'm gonna quote the book bc of my un-creativity and laziness)

"Talos!" Zoë gasped.

"Who—who's Talos?" I stuttered. "One of Hephaestus's creations," Thalia said. "But that can't be the original. It's too small. A prototype, maybe. A defective model." The metal giant didn't like the word defective. He moved one hand to his sword belt and drew his weapon. The sound of it coming out of its sheath was horrible, metal screeching against metal. The blade was a hundred feet long, easy. It looked rusty and dull, but I didn't figure that mattered. Getting hit with that thing would be like getting hit with a battleship.

"Someone took something," Zoë said. "Who took something?" She stared accusingly at me.

(back to my shit)

I looked down at the pen I was holding and stared in horror that it wasn't Riptide.

"Whoops." I said, speechless.

(time skip after they starts fighting the monster bc i'm lazy)

"Wait!" I spoke.

(back to copying)

"Crazy-idea time," I said.

Bianca looked at me nervously. "Anything."

I told her about the maintenance hatch. "There may be a way to control the thing. Switches or something. I'm going to get inside."

"How? You'll have to stand under its foot! You'll be crushed."

"Distract it," I said. "I'll just have to time it right."

(my stuff)

I darted toward the giants foot while Zoë and Bianca distracted it with arrows while Grover frantically played his pipes.

(ok bla bla Percy got inside bla bla he died bla)

I opened my eyes to see a familiar place. Hades' throne room (idc if it wasn't called a throne room just pretend idrc).

"Wait? Woah, woah, woah. Percy?!?! Bianca was supposed to die not you. " Hades exclaimed then started pacing.

I was too confused to even ask. "In sorry?"

"You are crucial to saving the gods and the world and Olympus and stuff so i'm gonna let you live again. As for Bianca, well I liked her better than Nico so she can live too i guess." Hades was thinking out loud. I was sooooo confused. I wasn't even going to ask.

"Well, bye Percy!"

I opened my eyes and saw the Hoover Dam.

"WOAH WTF?" Thalia exclaimed when she saw me.

"Percy! You didn't die!" Grover looked really happy.

"Percy. You didn't die. " Zoë looked disappointed.

"Percy!" Bianca exclaimed.

"Yo dude, what happened?" Grover asked.

"I don't even know. Don't make me explained the whole dam thing."

*smirks*

OK WELL IM DONE. Not even getting my editor to publish this bc i'm too lazy.