A Sinners Lover ©

Chapter two

4/1/14

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Don't kill me? Don't kill me?! Thanks Pein! That narrows it down, sooo much!

I would rather they fucking kill me, then do this.

Wait no, I should probably tell you how I ended up in this situation first.

~Le backwards time-skip~

"One rule, don't kill her."

Wow, okay thanks buddy! Just hand me over to a group of guys, I don't know, i'm completely fine with that.

Fuckin' gingers.

I glance up at the males hovering over me, glancing at one another in a, may I add, very very scary manner. I smile cheekily at them trying to break the intense atmosphere, and raise my hand in a two fingered salute.

"Sup guys?"

And so there forth, all hell broke loose.

"She's so cute, un!"

"She would make a yummy snack."

"Hn." (Uchiha translation: So cute, like otouto.)

"She would be a great addition to my puppets.."

"Maybe I could make money off of her.."

"Cute kid"

And wait for it, the best...

"Why the fuck is there a bitch on my couch!?"

All the males had her pressed against the back of the couch, cornered like a wild animal, her ears pressed firmly to her head and her tail swishing back and forth as she looks for an escape route.

Seeing no openings in the semi circle of male giants, she decided on the next best option. It shouldn't be too hard to get over the back of the couch without them noticing right?

Right?

Well, no actually it shouldn't of been too hard... but you might of forgotten who was attempting to successfully escape seven highly trained rouges, and hop over the back of an "incredibly bigger than it should of been," couch silently.

Step one, slowly climb the couch without being noticed. - check

Step two, continue to slide one leg over the back of the couch. - check

Step three, slide the other leg over. - check

Step four, remain undetecte-

"Hey kid what are you doing?"

"Shit!"

And cue dramatic music as I plummet to my death given by the young blue fellow oh so conveniently on the other side of the couch.

Little bastard, I should rip his tounge out and feed it to his mother, which is most likely some weird piranha/shark thing that shouldn't really exist, but it does anyways.

You know those kinds of animals?

Like for example, spiders. What the hell is its purpose? I mean, I could live with a little more bugs if it meant I never had to see those creepy fucking things ever again.

I mean they have more than one too many of everything. Legs, yup four extra of those. Eyes, yeah extra of those too. Ass, I mean who the hell needs two sets of butt cheeks? I mean not that spiders necessarily have ass cheeks, but that's just weird.

Anyhoe, back to the main thing going on, outside of my head.

"Crap, un! Catch her!" The blonde guy- I think, yells to everyone as he himself try's to stop my death plummet.

A slender yet muscular arm wraps around my waist, effectively flipping my gravity switch off for a moment ass I dangle in mid air my face, three inches away from the dirty stone floor.

~Le current time~

And so now you can understand why I am being fondled, by several guys, all checking if I have some life threatening injury.

I mean, excluding the quiet few like our dear Uchih-

"Oi, fuck head! Did you just grab my tit?" I yell at a smirking pink eyed dude.

"Maybe, whats it to you bitch?" He says as he reaches for my tit once more, and I effectively escape from the multiple testosterone clutches and latch on to his hand ever so nicely, with my teeth.

"Ow fuck! Get it off! Get her off!"

Okay this dude is moving around way too much.

I place my already dangling feet on his rib cage and twist in a way that should of flipped someone, if their arm hadn't ripped off.

And once again in a mere matter of ten minutes, I find my self plummeting to the oh so inviting floor below, except this time with a twitching eyebrow and a flailing limb in my mouth.

How joyful.