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WTH IS THIS? HAH. not gonna fall in this crap. And I don't need this... Really...
I know I'm single for a long time but I'm not that desperate to be in a relationship.
I'm so young. HAH.
I'm having the best time of my life! Ruling the pop rock world here in UK. THE NEW QUEEN OF ROCK in MODERN ERA.
THE MOTHAFUKCIN, Perrie Edwards!
I have myself. As hot as hell! As solid as diamond! As freak as beast!
I don't need someone to cuddle me and other stuffs that lovers do...
(Really?)
YES. So ok I'm not gonna fall to this stupid web advert!!!!
*clicks the register now*
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Mismatched || JERRIE
FanfictionGet you a person that looks at you the way Perrie looks at Jade. ;) (JERRIE IS REAL!)
