Once upon a tiem there was a guy named sherk
Shrek was an OGER.
Ogers were big and meen.
One day shkek was walking out of his swamp when he noticed something
Or rather, someone
It was Paul Blart
"Oh mygosh," Shrek said, his cheeks evidently blushing. "Hey paulie!" he said, trying to act all cool and stuff.
Paul took his eyes off his Tv, which was playing the anime clssic Cory in the House, and took a gander at shkerk.
"Sup shek," paul said, acting nonchalant. He sectetly lusted after Shrek, but didn't want shtek to know it, not just yet.
Shrk fiddled with his limited edition minecraft fidget spinner, and fantasized about the future he could have with paul, if he just struck at the right tim.
paul was just as nervus as shlek was, and tried to act cool by noscoping noobs in roblox in front of shdek.
Shetk was VERY impresed by Paul's roblox mlgness.
Paul said "shyek i like uou."
Shoek said "oMGZ!!! Me 2!!!!!!"
Shrtk sat down on the couch paul was sitting on, and they proceeded to violently and passiontely make out on th couch.
HoWEVER, SOMTHING BAD WAS ABOUY TO HPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
