Iconic Shane Dawson quotes

the hello kitty song

I AM 30 AND I'M WEARING A TUTU OF CANDY!DID I MENTION  THAT I WAS 30!

I WENT TO SUPER CUTS AND ASKED THEM TO FUCK MIA HEAD UP AND LOOK AT WHAT THIS BITCH DID TO ME!

HAHHA GURL U DUMB

I USE TO MAKE MUSIC AND DRESS LIKE A PUNK NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A BLIND STYLIST DRESSED ME

YAS QUEEN U LOOK GREAT

THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING RACISTS BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE I'M PAYING THESE ASIAN CHICKS TO DACE BEHIND ME!

WE WANT TO KILL OURSELVES

THIS IS PROBABLY THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER DONE IN MY LIFE AND I MARRIED THAT NICKLEBACK GUY!

EW EW GROSS

DID I MENTION THAT I'M 30 YES I'M FUCKING 30 AND I WEARING ACCSECERIES I GOT FROM CLAIRES I'M NEVER SMILING CAUSE ON THE INSIDE IM DYING PLS TAKE ME OUT OF MY MISSURY

NO U HAVE 10 MORE YEARS

NOW IT'S TIME FOR DUBSTEP MUSIC

MADE BY A 50 YEAR OLD WHITE GUY

HEY ISN'T THIS WHAT THE KIDS LIKE

THEY ALSO LIKE WHEN I BUTURE JAPANESE

CHINGCHINGDINGDOG THAT MEANS GO BUY MY NEW SONG

DECHEWENDINDINCHI THAT MEAN HOLY SHIT IM 30
HOLY SHIT IM 30
AND I AM NOT MARRIED
OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE BABIES
OMG IM FUCKING 30
OMG OMG OMGGGGG
MIDLIFE BREAKDOWN

LOOK AT ME I'M EATING SUSHI

I LIKE TO MAKE MY EYES ALL JAPANESEY
DONDEDONSHI
SURE U CAN HAVE MY NEW CD

HEY THERE MILEY MILEY ARE YOU JELLY JELLY OF MY STUPID FUCKING VIDEO

I MADE A CHECKLIST OF ALL THE STUPID STUFF YOU AND I DID AND I THINK WE ARE TIED

*GUN SHOT*

MILEY:THE WORLD ONLY NEEDS ON STUPID CRAZY TALENTLESS WHORE....AND THAT'S ME!

ASIAN GIRLS:YAY

MILEY:WOW EITHER I'M REALLY FUCKING HIGH RIGHT NOW OR THERE ARE ASIAN QUADRUPLITS IN FRONT OF ME

AISAN GIRLS:BOTH

MILEY:OH YA *HOLDS UP BONG*

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