Mr. Touch

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I have a pen

I have an apple

Uggh apple-

"SHUT THE FUCK UP WILL YOU" I look at my brother who is now standing in front of my bed. Seriously why would this little piggy tried so hard to wake me up?

" Wake up dummy, today is your first day of school. " he says as he walks closer towards me.

The more he came closer, the more I could hear the annoying song or alarm clock bla bla I don't even know what the hell is that. But it keeps on making me mad.

I mean what kind of song would mention about pen, pineapple etc and how come it could be popular ? ok lets just stop talking about pen cause im not interested on it.

I ignore my brother who is still playing the ppap song. He'd better get out from my room before i kick his balls.

But you know, he's like monkey he won't stop playing the song and even when the song was finished, he would repeat it over and over again which makes me so in BULTAOUREUNAE mood right now.

" YAH TAEHYUHG CAN U PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE! " as I couldn't control my anger, I kick his fluffy fine butt and yeah he cries in pain and it makes me satisfied with that. Serves you right bro.

Oh by the way,  he's my brother. Super duper annoying one.  You know , I still couldn't believe the fact that we both are siblings.  I mean his character is way different than mine.  It's making me thought whether he came out from mom's vagina or mom's butt? 

" Haesoo. "

"Haesoo. "

"HAESOO! "

"sTOP MOANING MY NAME U LIL DUCK.  I NEED TO HAVE MY BEAUTIFUL SLEEP.  "

"I'm going to tell mom"  Taehyung says as he quickly get up and leave my beautiful room.

" go on, i dont care you crybaby."
I quickly went back to sleep. Suddenly i heard my mom screaming my name. Okay this is really a bad day to start off.

Do we really have to go to school? I know school is fun, we can get lots of friend but nahh I hate exams so much. I mean can't we just study and do other things?

Today is also my first day in new school. I've to transfer to School Of Performing Arts. As usual and being the typical student, the first day is the first nerve wrecking moment ever! And I dislikes the feels.

" YAH KIM HAESOO YOU'D BETTER WAKE UP NOW BEFORE I-"

My bubbles of thought was burst when my bedroom's door suddenly opened revealing my furious mom. I quickly sat up from my bed and abruptly get off my bed. Just my luck, I tripped down from my bed making my cutie bumbum met the cold floor.

"AUCH!"

Okay Haesoo. This is it.

And..... Que!

"OH MY GOD MOM MY UTERUS IS FALL! HOLY MEOW I CANT FEEL MY LEGS ANYMORE OH MY GOD I CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL MOM! I HAVE TO REST! OH GOD IT'S HURT. MOM I CAN'T- AUCH! Mom! what was that for?" I rub my head and hissed from the hard contact.

"That is for your irrelevant excuses. Come on, get up! You're running late to your new school!"

"Aish, arraseo."

I get up and make my way to the bathroom. Taking a quick shower because I'm already late to school. After approximately 5 minutes and half, I walk out from the shower. Grabbing my school uniform in my closet and quickly wear it.

"Oppa! hurry up! I'm late." I yell while carefully stepping down the stairs to the front door.

"YES! I'M COMING!" I look at my brother who is now freshly and nicely dress up.

"Okay.. wow. Do you have a date or something? You smell nice today." I smirk while staring at my brother from top to bottom.

"What do you mean today? I always smell nice kid, and no you dumbass. I've class today remember? Now cut the talking we've to go now."

With that both of us walk to his newly car that he bought months ago and he slowly drove off our garage.

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"So, call me if you want me to pick you up after school." I hummed in response. Before I get out from the car, we exchanged goodbye kisses on the cheeks *of course* and I went inside the big ass school.

I sigh nervously and walk towards the office. I knock the door and wait for a second or two before I hear a sound coming from inside. I close my eyes and take a deep breath.

This is it. Your new school ~
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" oh hey do come in.  " the door opens suddenly , revealing a guy within my age.  Wait..  Don't tell me..  He's the principal?? 

"Umm..  Thankyou.. " I response while moving my legs,  making me walk inside but then my nose started to smell something weird..  Like..  There's some aromas shit get inside my nostrils.

"Um sir,  may I know..  Where's this smell coming from– Wait WTF????!!

IS THIS A TOILET. 

HOLY PACITO??

I look again at the guy.  He suddenly smirk and I know something bad is going to be happen soon.

" wait... Where am-- no I mean Why am I here? " I ask him,  hoping for an innocent answer.  Well since I'm a girl,  you know.. Uh dat virgin thingy should be protected.

" today is your lucky day , babygurl.  "

He says as he walks closer while rubbing his head. 

LUCKY my ass.  And wtf did he says just now? 

Babygurl? 

HEH baby kepala babi dia.

" lucky day? Oh thank you!  This is my first time in this school so I'm really glad to be a lucky person.  "

I smile to him and he was taken aback with my answer.

ACTUALLY I AM NOW SCARED LIKE SHIT BUT IDK I'M JUST GONNA ACT INNOCENT BUT SAVAGE AT THE SAME TIME. 

He stops moving for awhile.  He then went kneeling down.  I gulped at his action.  wtF IS HE DOINNNNN??

" first time in this school eh? "

"Tell me,  are you still vir-"

Before he could even finished,  I immediately cut his stupid question which I already know what is he going to ask. 

"Am i Virgin?  I don't know.  You should ask my leg because I bet after this your dicko will be flying off.  "

He let out a smirk.  And I know this will be the last day of my life. In a blink of an eye,  he suddenly runs so fast towards me and grabbing my hands with all his might. 

"LET ME GO!! "

"Hmmm... unmatch."

"Huh? Pardon?"

He then points his hand to my chest and bottom.

"You're wearing a black with white polka dot bra, but your underwear is in neon green colour. Don't you think your underwear is too shine? "

My eyes widen at the sudden bluntness by the stranger in front of me.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

itS A FREAKING BINGO.

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By the way,  this was once a collaboration between Maira and kaif! But then since we both r busy,  we have forgotten about the storyline.  Out of nowhere I've gotten the ideas back.  And I'm writing it again!

With a different style.  (Not really) 

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