Anime prank call- Death The Kid
Me: sooo… wanna prank call someone? Ive wanted to do this for a while
JM: we are getting Kid.
Me: sounds good…I already have a plan *smirks* but I’ll need your help *whispers*
JM: got it *disappears in cloud of smoke*
Me: *dials* hello? Is this Death The Kid?
Kid: yes, what is it?
Me: this is Silvia Micky with The Internatinal Trans-dimensional Bureau of Symmetry. We
have been told that your house has a breach of protocol
Kid: what?! Where!?
Me: uhh…*lightbulb* in your closet! In the hall closet we will tell you exactly how to
solve the problem… but first you must lock yourself in it
Kid: Right away! *rushes to closet and locks himself in* okay, so what now?
Me: spin in a circle and chant ‘I want maka albarn’ for 5 minutes
Kid: WHAT? WHY!? That’s much to embarrassing… O/////O
Me: do you want symmetry? Or dignity?
Kid: uhhh…okay… but only for the symmetry…. I want maka albarn, I want maka albarn, …
---- 5 minutes later---
JM: *appears next to me* is he still chanting?
Me: hai…is it done?
JM: *evil grin* it is done
Me: *back on phone* okay, you can leave the closet now, we have taken care of all
symmetry
Kid: what? *walks out of closet* AHHHHH! MY HOUSE! MY BEAUTIFUL
SYMMETRICAL HOUSE! You asymmetrical bastard! I will track you down and kill you! Just as soon as I fix my house… *collapses into sobbing mess cursing the lack of symmetry*
Me: *cackles evillliy* what did you do? I only said to mess it up a bit…
JM: well, when he does get out of his rant it will take him a while to clean up … ^_^
Me: O_O I don’t want to know. That way, if the cops call, I don’t know anything
JM: don’t worry! Leave no trace is my motto!
Me: -_- not helping... however *plays recording* I might send this to a ceratin scythe…
^_^
Recording: I want maka albarn, I want maka albarn, I want maka albarn, ….
JM: you wouldn’t…
Me: oops! Hit send! And now… *hacks survaliance camera*
JM: O_O I feel so bad for Kid…
{onscreen}
Kid: *still in fetal position* why…why…why…why…
-spirit crashes through window-
Spirit: papa wont let you have maka! *stars in eyes* papa will save his little girl!
*lunges at Kid*
Kid: what?! AHHH! DON’T-
---the following has been removed do to extreme violence---
Me: wow O_O
JM: I know… we should have helped him, I feel bad for poor Ki-
Me: I know, poor spirit had to do all the damage on his own…I would have helped…
JM: I cant even respond to that. O_O
so there you have it! i was so inspried by otakufox's that i had to try for myself...let me know what you think! i will do requests, but the next two calls are already planned, next will be maid-sama, and the one after that will be my sebby-chan! oh...right... i dont own any of the charaters, exept for myself, and tennantdavid owns JM. i think thats it...oh and the next one will be done with meg ^_^ she has some great ideas! be expecting an update soon! ---LG out, attack on titain to watch...*cheers for anime*
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<anime> prank calls
Fanfictionfunny? yup. insane? definently. filled with anime goodness? hells yeah! I've just read so many great anime prank calls (thank you, otakufox ^_^) that i just had to try my hand at it! and all those characters just waiting to be pranked... makes me ev...
