All the passages are from a novel by John Green, called an Abundance of Katherines. :)
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The rooster crowed again. "Cock-a-doodle-don't, motherfugger," Colin mumbled. But the rooster cock-a-doodle-did,-
-page 70
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XDDD this had me laughing for a very long time.
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Hassan stopped on the staircase, and Colin with him. "She wants to make me happy. We fatties have a bond, dude. it's like a Secret Society. We've got all kinds of shit you don't know about. Handshakes, special fat people dances- we got these secret fudging lairs in the center of the earth and we go down there in the middle of the night when all of the skinny kids are sleeping and eat cake and fried chicken and shit. Why d'you think Hollis is still sleeping, kafir? Because we were up al night in the secret lairs interjecting butter frosting into our veins. She's giving us jobs because a fatty always trusts anther fatty."
- page 72
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HOLY CRAP, HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD ABOUT THIS?????
Time to go gain some pounds, mate.
Kidding, I couldn't gain weight if I tried.
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"About Katrina, I mean. You fugging kissed a girl. A girl. I mean, I always sort of thought that you were gay." Colin acknowledged.
"I might be gay if I had a better locking best friend," said Hassan.
"And I might be gay if I could locate your p***s under the fat rolls."
"B*tch, I could gain five hundred pounds and you could still see Thunderstick hanging o my knees"
-page 133
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*wince* thank you, Hassan, for that "wonderful "mental image....
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"Me and Chase shot us a squirrel, though. Blew the damned thing to bits. Princess treed it for us."
"We didn't shoot it," JATT corrected. "I shot it."
"Well whatever. I saw it first."
"They're like an old married couple," explained Lindsey. "Except instead of being in love with each other, they're both in love with Colin."
TOC laughed heartily, while the two other boys repeatedly asserted their heterosexuality."
-page 176
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*whispers* I ship it.
AND THAT'S IT
