❝I want your mind and your body Don't mind nobody So as long you don't never hurt nobody Baby girl work your body❞
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theDanielle When you find out that your best friend since college is visiting the states and you guys reunite @Theofficialmrsronaldo
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Lana, Meaka, Kyra and I were lunching, as ladies who lunch are wont to do. Meaka was relating her latest conquest.
"It was love at first sight. I met him jogging in the park; I was all sweaty and pathetic, he was all hot and athletic." She said.
"Hothletic!" I said, making a mental note to use that in one of her insightful Instagram posts.
"Don't interrupt, Dani," said Lana. "So, tell us about his penis!"
"It was perfect," said Meaka. "Also he is a successful lawyer and volunteers at the homeless shelter and runs the local peewee soccer team and is totally perfect."
"He sounds dreamy, like a fairytale prince," sighed Kyra.
"Yeah, I thought he was the one," said Meaka. "Then I found out he's got a pet spider, so I dumped him."
