Hello! I am the beautiful, bisexual bitch that is perfectly misunderstood!
Just curious....
Who shares their food with other people?
I sure don't.
Their filthy hands touching my beautiful food! NO!
The only person allowed to steal food from me is my soulmate. (WE ARE ONLY FRIENDS BTW.) She is bae, and I love her sm.
Oh, 'bae' means before anyone else, sooooooooooo.
My children, I am giving you an important lesson. DON'T SHARE YO FOOOOD.
Love you, my children. I will see you tomorrow with a rant about the beach.
ADIOS BITCHIADOS!
