as soon as we walked through my apartment doors, callum slammed my body against the wall and started making out with me. I kissed him back immediately. My dreams are finally coming true. he grabbed my butt and started SQUEEZING it.
"your ass in these tight little shorts have been turning me on since i saw you." he whispered in my ear.
I felt like melting at his touch, wouldn't any girl tbh? he picked me up effortlessly and walked towards my couch.
"turn on fucking Dog With a Blog." he demanded.
I quickly fumbled with the remote and put on disney channel, he was satisfied.
"Theres this weird thing with me where I can only bust a nut when I'm watching dog with a blog, strange innit?"
He stared kissing me again. We had ferocious anal sex all week.
The next month i start feeling very ill... I called up my best friend and asked him for advice;
"hey gordan?" I asked as my world famous best friend Gordan Ramsay answered the phone.
"yes wtf do u want." he asked.
"well callum and i had been fucking all month last month and im starting to feel like really sick..." i awkwardly explained to him.
"well take a pregnancy test you fucking donkey, you're old enough to realise that."
Later that night i popped down to the local supermarket and bought a pack of pregnancy tests. when i got home i pissed on all of them and put the on the bathroom counter. 5 minutes later i checked up with them and they all said pregnant,,,
"oh shit, i cant raise a baby." I weeped into my hands
