Ereri Oneshots

Part 8

Eren whistled his way down the steps towards his Captain's office, anticipating a warm welcome of kisses and their daily ritual of afternoon tea. He nearly rounded the corner before he heard a voice.

"Hello Levi:" It purred, and if the deep baritone was anything to go by, it belonged to Commander Erwin.

"Uh, hey?" He heard Levi reply uncertainly, at that Eren's head whipped around to peer from the cover of the wall.

"You look rather, dashing today, Levi." Erwin cooed, eyeing his Levi's body in a way that was meant to be sultry.

"Thanks, Eren already told me that today." Levi answered flatly, making Eren smirk at the way Erwin's bushy eyebrow twitched in annoyance.

"Well, has he told you how beautiful, how desirable you are?" The blonde recovered.

"Yeah, last night while he fucked my brains out."

Eren felt himself leer in pride.

"Ah yes, but wouldn't you prefer someone more..." Erwin leaned in close, too fucking close, to cage Levi against the wall with his one arm, "... experience?"

"H-hey, back off Eyebrows." Levi tried and failed to come off as firm, startled by the taller man's sudden closeness.

Oh fuck no.

"Hey! Get the fuck off him!" Eren growled, making Erwin jump back in fright and Levi sag with relief.

"Ah cadet Jaeger, you'd be wise not raise your voice to your Commander." Erwin smiled, a thinly veiled threat lacing his words.

"Yeah? Well you'd do well to know when you're not wanted, if I ever see you that close to my Levi again, I'll happily rip off your other arm." Eren countered, his voice deathly calm, almost kind, as he warned his superior.

"I could have you court martialed for this." The blonde shot back.

"Then I could have you discharged for harassment, Erwin." Levi piped up, causing the Commander to jerk around at the sound. Looking between the two of them, one ridiculously angry, the other smug, he grunted unhappily as he turned on his heel to stomp away in pure outrage.

Eren still breathed harshly through his nose after he was gone, still riled up from not punching the fucker in his face when he had the chance to. That is until he felt small, strong hands kneading at his shoulders.

"Hey, calm down, it's over." Levi drawled, laying his head between Eren's shoulder blades, too short to reach the crook of his neck.

"I need to get his scent off you."

"What?"

Eren dragged Levi into his office without another words, and he made sure they were loud enough to be heard all the way from the Commander's quarters.

A/N: Okay, just letting everyone know, I have nothing against Erwin, I absolutely love him in all honesty, I just needed a douche for this Oneshot, so, again, I LOVE Erwin Smith and have nothing against him, this is just for this fic.