Chat: Hello, everyone! Today, I'll share some good puns and jokes I found that I think some people should know about. I'm sure you'll recognize some of them, but there's one specific person that needs to learn to appreciate humor more.
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Chat: For each pun, rate it out of five stars with five being the best! So, without further ado!
Pun Number 1: I wasn't going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Pun Number 2: I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
Pun Number 3: The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up
Pun Number 4: When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-mate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat in sharp objects
Pun Number 5: I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
Pun Number 6: I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy
Pun Number 7: Did you know they won't be making yard sticks any longer?
Pun Number 8: The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
Pun Number 9: There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They're called velcrows.
Pun Number 10: What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
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