Mabel x Bill! ☆_☆

DIPPER HAS FEELINGS TOO

This isn't a real chapter but I want you to know I'm alive, so enjoy this crack chapter! (This chapter doesn't matter in the real book)

Mabel and Bill were just in the woods... Hangin' out, until DIPPER FALLS FROM A TREE AND YELLS,

"I LOVE YOU MORE THAN MABEL LOVES YOU!"

THEN MABEL SCREAMS,

"YOU CAN HAVE HIM HE'S UGLY!"

Then Bill kills himself.