I forgot to say.
I like giving free lap dances.
Just kidding.
They aren't free.
$35 per lap dance.
No, actually. You know what?
Throw some cheesecake in there.
It's now $35 plus a cheesecake per lap dance.
You give me the money and the cheesecake? You get your dance.
Don't have the cheesecake? Get the fuck outta my face.
Don't have the money? Go fuck yourself.
SoooOoo, if you want a lap dance just give me the $35 and cheesecake and you'll get your dance.
I'm worth more than $35 but shit, that's a deal right there.
Unless you're my boyfriend.
Then it's free.
Okay.
Bye.
