Once upon a Time I had a dog. My dogs name was ruffer. My dog is a Dalmatian with cute ears. They are cute. One day we were on a stroll in the park and we seen a strange WIERD lookin' man... He scared me. My dog ruffed. I was so scared I ran away with my dog. The man tripped over ruffer because he was a stalker. Ruffer was okay. The man was not but that doesn't matter. We went home had some peanuts for dinner and went to bed.
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