Silver Hourglass

Declaration of Love (1st year)

HARRY POTTER GAY! FAMOUS WIZARD COMES OUT OF CLOSET AFTER DIVORCE!

By Rita Skeeter

Harry Potter, 37, the famous Head Auror who once beaten The Dark Lord when he was only seventeen came out as gay after divorcing his wife of twelve years, Ginny Weasley. When asked about her former husband's decision to come out, Miss. Weasley stated that "I felt like I was lied to my whole life. I mean, I always knew there was some sort of distance from us, but I always thought it was because of Hermione." Hermione, being her sister in law, Hermione Weasley our current Minister of Magic. She then continued saying that she "could never have guessed that Harry was into guys. Although, maybe that is why Harry was so interested in Malfoy in his sixth year at Hogwarts. Ron said that Harry became obsessed with Draco during that year. Well, now that I think about it, Harry has always been obsessed with Draco Malfoy. Maybe it was some stupid rivalry love or whatever." Draco Malfoy, head of the Malfoy fortune, and philanthropist of St. Mungo's and Weasley's Wizard Wheezes could not offer a comment on this, claiming that he "was too busy with private affairs." Who knows what that means?

Well, loyal readers, I'll tell you my opinion, backed with facts from experience and sources! This humble writer had the luck and honor to write about Mr. Potter when he was only a fourteen year old who broke the rules to play in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, and to write an autobiography of the man after his heroic defeat of You-Know-Who. I can confidently say that without a doubt, I know the man inside and out, and I am not shock when The Boy-Who-Lived-Twice came out. After all dear readers, the evidence is right in front of us! Especially with his string of lovers, does a Cedric Diggory sound familiar? Yes Readers, I can confirm that Harry Potter and Cedric Diggory were an item before Diggory's death at the hands of the Dark Lord. But that's not all! What about Potter's relationship with the previous Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore? After all, both Miss. Weasley and Mr. Potter confirmed that Harry was visiting Professor Dumbledore frequently for "secret training." Could this training also include something lewd? And what about Harry's relationship to Ron Weasley, or the other men in his life? These questions are the ones that we are asking, and must be answered, but don't worry loyal readers, yours truly will get to the bottom of this scandal and uncover Harry Potter's true lover.

Lucius Malfoy simply rolled his eyes as he read the Daily Prophet, his wife Narcissa elegantly drinking tea next to him. "What is the matter Lucius?" she asked when Lucius folded the paper and placed it next to his plate.

"It's that Seeker woman. She is trying to write about our Draco's life while outing Potter." Lucius said, taking a sip of his tea. Narcissa looked confused and said "Outing?"

"Apparently Harry Potter is a homosexual like our Draco." Lucius said.

"Ah figures. No wonder they couldn't leave each other alone during school." Narcissa chuckled.

"Yes, well it would have saved a bit of headaches if they were courting instead of fighting." Lucius said, glancing out the window at the cloudy day. Malfoy Manor has seen some dark days ever since Voldemort's Wars. The damages from the battle in the Manor were repaired, only for Auror's to ransack the place under the guise of "looking for Dark Magic artifacts." Luckily for the Malfoys though, their lawyers haven't abandoned them, and Potter personally vouched for their defense, only asking for Draco and him to start over. That was more than ten years ago, and Draco and Harry have been friends ever since. Lucius thought about Potter's friendship with his son and said "Narcissa, what do you think might happen if that Potter boy befriended our son in their first year instead of that Weasley boy?"