Jericho: Huh? Hold on someone sent a message-
Theodore: They can do that?
Jericho: Mhm, looks like it.
Theodore: Oh- I didn't think people were actually watching-
Jericho: *laughs returning his face onto the screen* They are asking about sex.
Theodore: *turns red* What??
Jericho: "Are you a virgin? If not, when and whom did you lose your virginity?" And "Have you ever done the diddly do in the closet?" With a lot of laughing faces-
Theo: *quickly moves off the camera*
Jericho: *flips the camera so it looks at Theo* Come on and answer~ They want everyone to know~ *Camera looks at Fritz instead of Theo who is trying to help Skylar unpack*
Frederick: Why don't you get that thing out of my face?
Jericho: Only if you tell me if you did the dun do~
Fredrick: That's a personal question that both you and those watching don't need to know.
Jericho: *makes a fart noise before the camera flips back to him* Party pooper, I don't know why we keep you. Anyway~ I guess I'll start since the host is away. *Glances off to the side presumably at Theo* I'm not a Virgin, I lost my virginity back in high school at a party. And totally, 7 minutes in heaven is a rocking thing to do.
Fredrick: *off camera still he mutters so the words are hard to hear* H-or-
Jericho: Rudey pants, why don't you take your things and go to your room? Hide away like normal.
Fredrick: Ma-e I -ill
Jericho: Pff.. Hmm.. Skylar~
Skylar: No.
Jericho: Did you frick frack patty whack~?
Skylar: *Camera flips and is suddenly on him. He's glaring at Jericho* Obviously. If I'm older than you then I had to of done it at least once.
Jericho: Oooo was in in a closet?
Skylar: No, but I did it in one before.
Jericho: Naughty boy~ When did you first do it?
Skylar: Doesn't matter. *quickly knocks the phone to the floor*
Jericho: Hey- *quickly picks it up and moves over to Michael who's putting dishes away* What about you~?
Michael: Huh?
Jericho: Did you ever frickin fuck? Maybe in a closet?
Michael: *turns red as he laughs* Yes I have, actually the closet is where I lost it. I was at my friends dorm in college.
Jericho: Ooo. *Twirls around as he moves back into the living room and the camera zooms in on Theo* Teddy~~
Theodore: *still red* Y-yea?
Jericho: :0 Did yea get freaky before?
Theodore: Oh god- Please don't call it that-
Jericho: *laughs as the camera flicks back to him* Imma say no for that nerd. He's too much of an innocent baby.
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