I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!
1. You are a human
2. You have eyes
3. You are reading this
4. You can't say "P" without opening your mouth
6. You just attempted to say P without opening your mouth and failed
7. You have just skipped number five on this list
8. You have just checked to see if you did skip five
9. You laugh because your a fool for believeing me
10. You continue to laugh
STORY
Me: Hallo!
Le you: ummm hallo?
Me: Has you read livhock's Derpy Doodles?
Le you: emmmmm uhhh IDK?
ME'S: WELL WHY NOT! (holding knife with scary face)
Yous: (terrified) I so sorry I'll read it!
Me: mmmokay
You: So wuts this book about?
Me: me the great and almighty Kawaiinecko who is ruler of all the Eartthhh ( kinda scary) & you know that person Livhock
You: (weirded out) okayyyy???? *_*
Me: well when you do read Derpy doodles, that oreo story is realz tehe :D I is kawaiiNecko I actually pranked her mwahahahhahahhahhah mwahahhahhaha *cough cough o geez uggg sorry ( raspy voice ) Mwahahahhaha
