The book of my random confessions.
#1 I'm a fucking unicorn and no one can tell me I'm not.
#2 Marilyn Monroe has a big bum.
#3 My face likes your face. We should work that out sometime, Maybe?
#4 I hate when people talk...alot. It annoys me.
#5 I'll lie if I have to.
#6 I'm horny at the wrong time.
#7 I hate when people call me handsome...it makes me feel old.
#8 I rather sit in my room and drink over-dosed sugary Kool-Aid than go to school.
#9 Shy,cute girls are hot. Ok.'
#10 I'm doing this in my grandparents house, and my grandpa is smoking a cigar singing old songs. While, my grandma annoys me to death.
