A Tale of Two Conquerers: A Magog X Beardbarian Fanfic

The Fanfic.

DEDICATED TO MAGOG AND THE SAVAGE BEARDBARIAN. I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE.

It was a typical day for the marvelous wizard that is Magog. Just using his portal as he sat around all day, looking for some shitty video to respond to and critique. He checked BuzzFeed already, and already did an episode on Decoded. He needed something new.

While on this endeavor, he decided to check out a channel created by a... comrade? Nemesis? Fellow creator? Whatever, this is the official Beardbarian channel. Magog always had a thing for men with beards. And those who caused havoc and chaos. It was always a joy to watch his... fellow creator's videos. He made sure he saw every single one. He had become infatuated with this man, who, as he stated in one of his videos, was 'all that is man!'.This was very true to the necromancer. Though he hid his secret love for the barbaric man, because he was already being labelled as a fag in the eyes of a few select shitposters.

Meanwhile, the savage Beardbarian was away raiding another small village, pillaging and whatnot. When he felt like he was finished, he decided to get shitfaced at a nearby tavern. Maybe mess around with a wench or two. As long as the lady didn't find out, he'd be fine. He didn't want to be tossed around by his loinmoss again. While at the tavern, he started to think of new ideas for videos so the fine people possibly reading this could be entertained. A few hours passed, and he came up with a few ideas, but he was starting to feel too drunk to be able to remember them. So, like any other barbarian would do, he kept drinking until he passed out.

The following morning, the Beardbarian woke up with a pretty bad hangover. The tavern owner had thrown him outside into an alleyway, since a shitfaced barbarian was enough to deal with and he didn't want to deal with a hungover one. So, little ol' Beardy lumbered home, dragging his axe behind him. Along the way, he decided to check out various social medias, and checked out a fellow creator's videos. For the purpose of the plot it's Magog. The Beardbarian had fallen in love with the necromancer. He loved his voice, his brashness, his plans to conquer the other world, and of course, his beard. Though he hated the bird. He got in the way of things sometimes. But if Magog liked him, he liked the damn thing. But of course he could never confess his feelings. Not publically. He'd lose his beard, most likely. So how will these two lovers get together?

A shitposting place known as Discord. It was an odd place where odd people and shitposters could chat. And it was there that their unofficial relationship began. They didn't talk about it face to face, but everyone on the official Magog Server knew that they were totally gay for eachother. They just had to wait for the confession.

One fateful day, the Discord was quiet. No one else was online, just the wizard and barbarian. There was some banter about the upcoming match at Summer Slam. But then, something slipped. Magog posted;

'Yes, I'll enjoy slamming you down, you dirty barbarian'.

There was a pause.

'What do you mean by that?' Beardbarian replied. Magog was flustered and dumbfounded.

'Uh... Totally not the way you're thinking.'

'You think you'll be the one slamming me down? If anything, I'll be the one slamming you down.'

Again, Magog 'slipped'.

'I'll be sure to enjoy that.'

A bit of confusion ensued. Soon, the savage barbaric man put two and two together.

'Are you coming on to me?' he asked. Magog didn't type a response for a few minutes, making sure no one was online. This whole Discord thing was new to him, so he didn't know how PM'ing worked yet. Or private chatrooms.

'So what if I am? What are you going to do, cut off my beard?'

Magog was waiting anxiously as the Beardbarian typed his response.